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Saints have a very good defence in Wilkie, Dougall and Battle (albeit Curnow’s getting the better of the latter)

As Sydney showed last night, and when we’re missing Lever or May, it’s so important to have your three key pillars down back.

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Blues needing another 50 frees to win this. 


2 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Blues needing another 50 frees to win this. 

Does look like the umpires do like Carlscum

 

Tell you what.... the umps are destroying this game little by little 

They need a serious reset

Mason Wood... superb there


Two lovely finishes from Sinclair coming inside

5 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

I dont care if this is sexist but why do women take so long to choose items in shops. Im in the menswear section and its banb bang bang....all items picked and paid for.

 

Meanwhile 50 mins later my wife has tried who knows how many items while I have to suffer sitting on a very small shoe seat listening to Kenny g playing through the extra large store speakers.

Finally she's ready to go and Yes she doesn't even buy anything.

No wonder men die before there spouse. 

They want to.

Because women are socialised differently. They usually get judged on outward presentation, whereas if you dress like a slob, not much happens.

5 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

I dont care if this is sexist but why do women take so long to choose items in shops. Im in the menswear section and its banb bang bang....all items picked and paid for.

 

Meanwhile 50 mins later my wife has tried who knows how many items while I have to suffer sitting on a very small shoe seat listening to Kenny g playing through the extra large store speakers.

Finally she's ready to go and Yes she doesn't even buy anything.

No wonder men die before there spouse. 

They want to.

Men have 4 choices to make in a clothes store. Women have hundreds of choices. 


St Kilda will play finals and give top 4 a nudge. They are very fit and well drilled.

Just now, BDA said:

St Kilda will play finals and give top 4 a nudge. They are very fit and well drilled.

I’d go as far to say they’re a premiership contender.

I see a fair bit of Melbourne 2021 about them. Fit, disciplined, motivated, able to carry out the game plan for 4 quarters and extremely hard to score against with their defensive mindset.

Could be their year in their 150th, albeit I expect to see Geelong and Collingwood in the GF.

4 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

I’d go as far to say they’re a premiership contender.

I see a fair bit of Melbourne 2021 about them. Fit, disciplined, motivated, able to carry out the game plan for 4 quarters and extremely hard to score against with their defensive mindset.

Could be their year in their 150th, albeit I expect to see Geelong and Collingwood in the GF.

Yes, those were the great days for our defence. Saint Kilda are doing what we did for all of 2021 and half of 2022 – absolutely strangling the opposition until they just bomb it long in despair. I don’t know why it’s not working for us now.

10 minutes ago, BDA said:

St Kilda will play finals and give top 4 a nudge. They are very fit and well drilled.

It's April, lets see them keep this up all season.


10 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

I’d go as far to say they’re a premiership contender.

I see a fair bit of Melbourne 2021 about them. Fit, disciplined, motivated, able to carry out the game plan for 4 quarters and extremely hard to score against with their defensive mindset.

Could be their year in their 150th, albeit I expect to see Geelong and Collingwood in the GF.

And not to forget, this is their 57th year since they won their last premiership 

4 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

It's April, lets see them keep this up all season.

I think 6 games is a large enough sample to make a reasonable call. Their defensive structure and game plan holds up. Their fixture is kind playing Lions, Suns, Hawks, North, Tiges and Carlton twice. I'm pretty confident they'll play finals.

 
35 minutes ago, BDA said:

St Kilda will play finals and give top 4 a nudge. They are very fit and well drilled.

We flogged them in the pre season praccy


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