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VOTES: Rd 05 vs Essendon

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It's hard to find players to give votes to after that performance, but I'm surprised by the love for Hunter. I thought he had a stinker. He covered some ground but, to me at least, it seemed every disposal was either a turnover or he sold his teammates into trouble.

 
10 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Was not.

Was so ... 6 major turn-overs delivering the ball. Perhaps more, as I was not really counting but recalling, after the game.

6 OLIVER

5 COMBO OF WHOEVER Y LIKE!!

 
13 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

At least he looked like he could give a flying [censored] unlike many others.

Yer got me there CHOOK!!

 

6. C.Oliver

5. C.Petracca

4. J.Viney

3. E. Langdon

2. H.Petty

1. B.Grundy


6 Oliver

5 Langdon

4 Petracca

3 Viney

The rest - nope, nope and nope.

And the AFL Live site put May in the best players! WTF?

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6 - Clayton

5 - Tracc

4 - Jack

3 - Langdon 

2 - Grundy

1 - Petty

We were outworked, outmarked and outplayed by a team that had our measure and adapted to the conditions much better from the first bounce. Draper is going to be a nightmare when he really gets going.!!

2 hours ago, Roger Mellie said:

It's hard to find players to give votes to after that performance, but I'm surprised by the love for Hunter. I thought he had a stinker. He covered some ground but, to me at least, it seemed every disposal was either a turnover or he sold his teammates into trouble.

Yeah thought he had a down day along with others.

 
3 hours ago, picket fence said:

Just a RUGBY Player tonight Chook IMO!

i don't get this comparison at all

i thought he was the only mid working hard enough defensively in the first half and he finished the only dee in the top five for tackles as well as being third for metres gained, behind langdon and trac

huge game 

6. C.Oliver
5. J.Viney
4. C.Petracca
3. B.Grundy
2. E.Langdon
1. J.McVee


15 hours ago, picket fence said:

Viney was dreadful... Back to Viney of old!

I'm surprised to see how many people have lauded Viney's game. I thought he was part of the problem with his poor delivery. And the idea that he should get votes because of his effort astounds me. If that's how we award votes, Walking Civil War should get 6 every week. Oliver and Petracca were streets ahead of everybody else.

6. Oliver

5. Petracca

4. Hunter

3. McVee

2. Langdon

1. Grundy (although he was beaten overall)

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Clarrie in the familiar poll position five rounds in - 

Progressive after Round 5

64. Clayton Oliver 
47. Christian Petracca
32. Brodie Grundy
26. Jake Lever 
18. Max Gawn Lachie Hunter 
13. Kysaiah Pickett  
11. Trent Rivers Jack Viney 
10. Ed Langdon 
9. Ben Brown 
7. Judd McVee Charlie Spargo 
5. Jake Bowey Tom McDonald 
4. Angus Brayshaw Bayley Fritsch
3. James Jordon 
2. Jacob van Rooyen 
1. Kade Chandler Harry Petty Tom Sparrow

6.  Any dees supporter who travelled from interstate to watch the game live.  True dedication.  Love you.

5.  Any dees supporter who travelled from other regions of SA to watch the game live.  Amazing.

4.  Any dees supporter who travelled from within Adelaide to watch the game live.  Good stuff.

3.  Any dees supporter who watched the entire game on TV.  Good.  (That's me.  My mental health is suffering as a result)

2.  Any dees supporter who watched until 3/4 time on TV.  Meh

1.  Any dees supporter who switched off their TV earlier than 3/4 time.  Boo

 

All votes are equal some votes are more equal than others.

6 Jack Viney

5 Christian Petracca

4 Clayton Olivier

3 Judd McVee

2 Brody Grundy

1 Harry Petty

Honourable mentions; 

Lachlan Hunter

Bayley Fritsch

Edward Langdon

Angus Brayshaw

Angus Neal-Bullen

Jack Watts

From the director’s chair; 

Home and away is starting to look like a Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde horror movie. Selections for Anzac eve will reflect Hammer Films Productions, after a no show matinee last Saturday afternoon. Be prepared for some old fashioned blood letting on the casting couch.

Adjudication;

Dons got some sure goals from the goal square, some justified other soft as Gil’s over buttered cold toast on Sunday morning .

Broadcasters;

Propaganda courtesy of the Scott brothers. Sticky fingers in everything. Nauseating.

 

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