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NON-MFC: Rd 02 2023

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1 hour ago, Wodjathefirst said:

Cox is an absolute mongrel

How many players is that now that he's kneed whilst they're wide open? Absolute prack

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    On 3/23/2023 at 6:47 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I reckon Owies is up there with one of the worst AFL players I’ve seen.

    12 minutes after posting this he had three goals.

    He’s still [censored] though. 

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    Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

    12 minutes after posting this he had three goals.

    He’s still [censored] though. 

    I agree. He's lucky that he's getting an armchair ride but ordinary

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    Adelaide coach Matthew Nicks has real Mark Neeld vibes and the results to match

     

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    3 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

    Adelaide coach Matthew Nicks has real Mark Neeld vibes and the results to match

     

    No sign of the Burgess conditioning dividend either.

    I thought the Crows were going to be a big improver this year. Looks like I'm wrong.

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    Crows are putrid. Comical defending.

    Natives not looking to happy. Pitchforks will be out unless they lift big time in the second half.

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    1 hour ago, BDA said:

    Pies are playing brilliantly. It's sickening to watch.

    Yes, it’s very disconcerting indeed. The filth are great fun to watch.

    The only thing that we have going is that it’s March with 6 months for them to lose their way 🤞

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    1 minute ago, Demonland said:

    Perhaps our win last week wasn’t all that impressive. 

    We broke them (again)

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    That 90’s Saints Jumper is atrocious, but Ross Lyon has a bunch of no name kids playing good Footy, so far

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    If Footscray can't beat St Kilda then they are a mess.

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    2 hours ago, Return to Glory said:

    How many players is that now that he's kneed whilst they're wide open? Absolute prack

    He's within the rules, isn't he maggot number 2 and three, and the one that looks like Gomer Pile

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