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NON-MFC: Rd 02 2023

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5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

is dangerfield playing?

 

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So, something I didn't realise until the commentators pointed it out - apparently Geelong are the reigning premiers.

 

Just now, Little Goffy said:

So, something I didn't realise until the commentators pointed it out - apparently Geelong are the reigning premiers.

Thank god they told me. I wiped it from my memory. 

4 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

1 Like for me, EO, 3 Loves for you.

So there is such a thing as going off early...

😄

Oh! I just scrolled back - nice to see we shared that immediate response, and probable smile to ourselves as we reflect on the couch watching the game.

Even if you go off early Tim, someone is always satisfied 😇

8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

is dangerfield playing?

 

5 kicks, 11 throws

3 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

So, something I didn't realise until the commentators pointed it out - apparently Geelong are the reigning premiers.

How bad were the other 17 sides.


13 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Name something better than Geelong losing… other than Melbourne winning 😂

This should be a poll

My vote for Hawthorn on the bottom of the ladder

Carlton letting the old Geelong legs overrun them in the last would be their worst choke yet.

Carlton turned to absolute [censored]. It’s insane how they just lose the plot in the last quarter of every game. 

A settler for Carlton. Surely they can see it home from here.


 

we need a chris scott cam. just on him the whole time

4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Come on Carlton. Boot them off that cliff. 

I'm picturing the 'this is Sparta' meme except the guy doing the kicking slips over and ends up just kind of bundling into the victim and barely nudging them off. 'This. Is. Carlttooo - oo - oo- on. Phew."


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