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1 minute ago, skort said:

Stop cheating !

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๐Ÿ˜‚ when can I โ€œguessโ€ where Cambodge is?ย 

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22 minutes ago, skort said:

This frivolous thread went sideways with emotions and stuff. Original guess as to what I was before I became Skort:ย 

A skirt and suit fashion ensemble, pronounced as a .portmanteau?

A small Namibian boat, pronounced something like โ€˜skoytโ€™ย [censored] Elon Musk.ย 

A deliberately bad transliteration of the word for crazy in Khmer: sh-goot?

A play on the words โ€˜skew-it?

Some or all of the above?

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Couldn't have been the first (though 'skuit'ย did become 'skort'...); the word 'fashion' gave it away.

@Sir Why You Littleis paying homage to the Warner Brothers Cartoons i grew up watching (and still watch today!) I decided to Knight myself a few years ago, when Tony Abbott was throwing them around Willy Nillyย 

Still cannot believe that Abbott was Actually The Australian Prime Minister for a period of time. Sends shivers down my spine!!

 
Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

@Sir Why You Littleis paying homage to the Warner Brothers Cartoons i grew up watching (and still watch today!) I decided to Knight myself a few years ago, when Tony Abbott was throwing them around Willy Nillyย 

Still cannot believe that Abbott was Actually The Australian Prime Minister for a period of time. Sends shivers down my spine!!

I think you're derailing this thread.ย 


59 minutes ago, Bang Bang Bang said:

I always read @goodwindeesย as Goodwin Dees up until about a week ago. Guessing itโ€™s a little play on words or nothing to do with Simon at all now.ย 

Reckon yours was a good get; you must have been quick(*)? Like the owner of the DEES21 numberplates.

(*Some time during the last quarter?)

4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Neither of those, EO.

Lyrics from a band called Mercury Rev (their name belies their music; they produce the sweetest songs not unlike The Flaming Lips).ย Also because I have a problem with indecision and oftentimes feel like itโ€™s me fighting me, ย hence civil war. ๐Ÿ˜

Wow. Thereโ€™s a band I havenโ€™t thought of for a while. My old band toured with them back in 2001.ย 

5 minutes ago, skort said:

I think you're derailing this thread.ย 

โ€œTurn it off, the Radioโ€ฆโ€

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3 minutes ago, AmDamDemon said:

It was on rails?

Legit though skuit was pronounced skew-it?ย 

You ate pizza at my my house man.ย 

Mine because i was actually at the game at ย the Simon Eishold Goals end. Still not really over it โ€ฆ..,


9 minutes ago, Mel Bourne said:

Wow. Thereโ€™s a band I havenโ€™t thought of for a while. My old band toured with them back in 2001.ย 

The infinity of the internet delivers again: on a slow Sunday (though Iย amย just about to head off to my ownย very, veryย modest band practice...) I've just checked MR's 2001 very-much-worldย tour schedule. Impressive, Mel! And supports my earlier DL 'rich tapestry' observationย ๐Ÿ˜€

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9 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

@Sir Why You Littleis paying homage to the Warner Brothers Cartoons i grew up watching (and still watch today!) I decided to Knight myself a few years ago, when Tony Abbott was throwing them around Willy Nillyย 

Still cannot believe that Abbott was Actually The Australian Prime Minister for a period of time. Sends shivers down my spine!!

This is such a mind-bending post. Did you just third person yourself? And 'why you little' I think most people would assume is a Simpsons' reference. I have a five-hour layover in Thailand soon, I think we should meet and discuss (can you please distract 'you know who).ย 

25 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

@Sir Why You Littleis paying homage to the Warner Brothers Cartoons i grew up watching (and still watch today!) I decided to Knight myself a few years ago, when Tony Abbott was throwing them around Willy Nillyย 

Still cannot believe that Abbott was Actually The Australian Prime Minister for a period of time. Sends shivers down my spine!!

I always assumed it was paying homage to Homer Simpson!

Season 4 GIF by The Simpsons

21 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

The infinity of the internet delivers again: on a slow Sunday (though Iย amย just about to head off to my ownย very, veryย modest band practice...) I've just checked MR's 2001 very-much-worldย tour schedule. Impressive, Mel! And supports my earlier DL 'rich tapestry' observationย ๐Ÿ˜€

We werenโ€™t on the whole tour! Just the Aus shows. They were an interesting bunch. Not exactly what youโ€™d call โ€œdown to earthโ€, but also not that difficult. Have got many a horror-story about touring with awful bands, but thankfully many more that have been great.ย 

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22 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Reckon yours was a good get; you must have been quick(*)? Like the owner of the DEES21 numberplates.

(*Some time during the last quarter?)

I think it was within 24 hours. Thereโ€™s two of us floating around as @Nashermentioned. All good though, itโ€™s only the best moment ever and all.
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Here was me thinking Nasher was a big fan of my work knowing all my previous names before letting the cat out of the bag re. How to search for it.


8 minutes ago, Mel Bourne said:

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11 minutes ago, Nasher said:

I always assumed it was paying homage to Homer Simpson!

Season 4 GIF by The Simpsons

It goes back a lot further than Homer. Although he was another great comedian (The First 8 Seasons especially)

@Slartibartfastย Gotta know where this name comes from!

5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

@Slartibartfastย Gotta know where this name comes from!

Hitchhikerโ€™s Guide To The Galaxy ๐Ÿ˜‰

Edited by Mel Bourne

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

An unusually maudlin post for you Gnasher!

โ€œAbstemiousโ€???!!! Would love to know the meaning behind that and your current name, BBO.


23 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

@Slartibartfastย Gotta know where this name comes from!

HitchHikers Guide to The Galaxy

Magic Thyse was another great characterย 

Edited by Sir Why You Little

Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

HitchHikers Guide to The Galaxy

Embarrassed to admit Iโ€™ve not read it. I have a copy of it. Just havenโ€™t got around to starting it yet. Gotta finish War and Peace first. Not joking. Itโ€™s a [censored] slog.

Unrelated: didnโ€™t know one can knight oneself.ย 

5 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

โ€œAbstemiousโ€???!!! Would love to know the meaning behind that and your current name, BBO.

Abstemiousโ€ฆ one of my favourite words since it contains all the vowels and theyโ€™re in order. Same as my friend whose surname is Alexiou.ย 

As for @Bitter but optimistic, methinks itโ€™s more a case of bitter and less so optimistic.๐Ÿ˜œ

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4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

@Jaded No Moreย  although she can sometimes still be a little jaded. I say that with affection. And Iโ€™m sure she would agree. ๐Ÿ˜˜

I always thought Jaded was a person whose name was Jade D. I know she got married recently, so I just assumed she took Mr No More's name as hers.

She's actually one of my favourite posters with a nice mix of logic and passive aggressive (and sometimes downright aggressive, but never abusive) posts.ย 

1 hour ago, skort said:

This is such a mind-bending post. Did you just third person yourself? And 'why you little' I think most people would assume is a Simpsons' reference. I have a five-hour layover in Thailand soon, I think we should meet and discuss (can you please distract 'you know who).ย 

You didnโ€™t watch Warner Brothers Cartoons?

At least 40 years before Homer and Monty


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