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2 hours ago, Scipio said:

I'll be watching from Bali - anyone in the same boat and want to share a few Philip Seymour Frothmans?

No but I sure wish I was.

It's so cold here.

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22 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Be sure to order extra anchovies on your pizza, BBO. Lots and lots of anchovies. 
 

Related: 9 out of 10 pizza-related deaths are as a result of choking on anchovies. 😁

If it doesn't have anchovies on it, it's not a pizza in my book

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My training report from Goshes:

- walked past Mitho, Bannan and several others on the way to the G. Told them to have a great sesh. All looked to be in good spirits.

End training report.

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Posted
25 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Be sure to order extra anchovies on your pizza, BBO. Lots and lots of anchovies. 
 

Related: 9 out of 10 pizza-related deaths are as a result of choking on anchovies. 😁

Doh just ordered a Capricosa with extra anchovies.

If you don't hear from me again it will your fault.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, 4_Kent_Watts said:

Im half tanked got me a quart of scotch and ammeretto to finish before I get inna the gates. Just left Dandy station and can't wait till the first bounce. Surely no one will notice. Semi Finals after winning a Flag hopefully a Prelim in FOUR Hours. Cmon You Red And Blue. Let's Goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Classy and trashy at the same time

love it!

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Posted
26 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Be sure to order extra anchovies on your pizza, BBO. Lots and lots of anchovies. 
 

Related: 9 out of 10 pizza-related deaths are as a result of choking on anchovies. 😁

A very cruel post WCW.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

What’s with the Dockers lighting around the G?

Its purple in honour of the Queens passing.

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Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

A very cruel post WCW.

I only get anchovies so I have an excuse to drink more. So salty.

Tx for ruining my night wcw.

Ps reminding people what kills them ends up killing you.

Be careful. And I say that with love.

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17 minutes ago, 4_Kent_Watts said:

Im half tanked got me a quart of scotch and ammeretto to finish before I get inna the gates. Just left Dandy station and can't wait till the first bounce. Surely no one will notice. Semi Finals after winning a Flag hopefully a Prelim in FOUR Hours. Cmon You Red And Blue. Let's Goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Blooody bewdy Kent... give em hell mate

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Off topic

Is it time to become a rebublic  rather than those ears on our currency?

They just won't bloody fit.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sadly unable to attend tonight so I'll be watching the game from The Manor with only the dogs as company.

I am well stocked with booze and have ordered a family size double extra special pizza.

Should be a top night.

Nice choices...stay classy Uncle.  On second thoughts just go nutz!

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1 minute ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Blooody bewdy Kent... give em hell mate

I'm ready to let loose, Finals, and going to the ground you could strap me to the light towers. I'd be happy just to get in and stand or sit on anyone's lap. Nice to be still able to watch our Mob go around in September. 

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Cinzano lead in for one

one will then move on to Japanese udon with a broth a boiled egg

one will then move onto a very good value GSM before

moving onto whisky

It has been an weekus horribilus what with a molar crown on a cranky molar (golden crown, naturally) so let us hope it doesn’t turn into an annus horribilus what with  a loss tonight, what!

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Just had the worst Malaysian ever and parking at Bridge Rd now.  Hope i don't get food poisoning and get to see the boys pump some Lion [censored]

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