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TRAINING: Thursday 1st September 2022

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5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey Kev, perhaps you should delete  old pics you’ve posted and that are no longer needed. You just go to your account, click on ‘my attachments’ and select the pics you don’t need, and delete. 

Thanks WCW, cleared the 6 attachments, and I now have 4.88 MB.

Wohoo

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    27 minutes ago, Flower Magic said:

    I have more really good shots, but the site won't let me upload any more because it would exceed the "max total size of 302.47 kb". Is there any way to get around this?

    Hey Kev, perhaps you should delete  old pics you’ve posted and that are no longer needed. You just go to your account, click on ‘my attachments’ and select the pics you don’t need, and delete. 

    Thanks WCW, this worked for me. Now I have 4.88 MB.

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    Demon Army did a fine job on the snags from the looks of it, very popular from what I saw!

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    31 minutes ago, hardtack said:

    Hopefully, your selfless sacrifice will be rewarded with a victory tomorrow night.

    My ‘selfless sacrifice’ has already been rewarded, HT. For health and safety reasons we can’t use the unsold (and uncooked) food. Long story short… I’m on my way home right now with five loaves of bread and 72 sausages! Imagine how happy my son will be when he realises it’s sausages for dinner every night for the next month or so. 😁

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    5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    My ‘selfless sacrifice’ has already been rewarded, HT. For health and safety reasons we can’t use the unsold (and uncooked) food. Long story short… I’m on my way home right now with five loaves of bread and 72 sausages! Imagine how happy my son will be when he realises it’s sausages for dinner every night for the next month or so. 😁

    you do realise, wcw that your son will turn into a sausage!

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    2 hours ago, jnrmac said:

    We need Hibbo for Papley.

    Hibbo has the runs on the board or will by the end of the day

    *ah-thank-you

     

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    you do realise, wcw that your son will turn into a sausage!

    I hope so! Sausages don’t talk back to you. And sausages don’t have a messy bedroom. Nor do they stay up really late on school nights then bit*ch and moan the next morning having to get up early. Need I go on?!

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    Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I hope so! Sausages don’t talk back to you. And sausages don’t have a messy bedroom. Nor do they stay up really late on school nights then bit*ch and moan the next morning having to get up early. Need I go on?!

    have you ever lived with a sausage before......24/7 that is

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    1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

    He’s on the skids

    he should make it for tomorrow by the seat of his pants

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    2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    have you ever lived with a sausage before......24/7 that is

    No but I can’t imagine it’d be any harder than living with a moody teenage boy. 

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    Apparently Viney was exposed to the same gastro bacteria as Goody and Hibbo

    Now the bacteria have a bad case of the Vineys that they can't shake

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    1 hour ago, Flower Magic said:

    The boys all moved well despite knee bandages on Gus, Kozzie and Trent.

    No knee bandages on BBB, Max or Salo, which is really good news.

    Here's a few pics from the session.

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    Ahh...all is right with the world. We're still training (and playing) in September, crowds have turned up for our training session, and if I look closely at the fifth of these photos, I think I see Satyr wearing a jaunty, white beret to match his beard. 

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    Back to actual training talk.

    Viney was tutoring Sparrow at the end of training on the art of dodging your opponent at stoppage by starting behind your opponent and then grabbing them and shoving them behind you as you go forward. He was then tutoring him on grabbing the ball with your arms up so you can still handball it off in a tackle.

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    4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Back to actual training talk.

    Viney was tutoring Sparrow at the end of training on the art of dodging your opponent at stoppage by starting behind your opponent and then grabbing them and shoving them behind you as you go forward. He was then tutoring him on grabbing the ball with your arms up so you can still handball it off in a tackle.

    Viney may be our next HC, Max Hawn for president 

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    I was there too .... easily identifiable because I was wearing a yellow (high viz) cycling jacket. (I incorporated the visit to Gosch's Paddock as part of my morning ride.)

    Caught up with the lovely WCW and snagged myself a snag. Good set up there although it was sans coffee when I got there (about 10.15 am).

    Nice atmosphere ... Training session seemed pretty relaxed/low key.

    Would be nice to meet some D/Landers there next week ... 

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    Good to see the seconds on the paddock, about 3/4 of the way during the first squads run.

    Given that they have the bye, my guess is that they will be around the team all today and tomorrow, offering support, learning about the lead up to finals, and being, generally involved.

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    No coffee at the place?  did the barrista have the runs too?

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    30 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    Hibbo has the runs on the board or will by the end of the day

    *ah-thank-you

     

    Umm DD dont let the door hit you in the bum on the way out

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    2 minutes ago, Flower Magic said:

    https://imgur.com/gallery/UxqPr9o for my training session pics. My favourite is Jack with the only fan who made it into the middle of the oval.

    They're really great photos, thank you for sharing.

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