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6 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

C'mon Demons it starts tonight

5 more wins is all we need for immortality

In the wise words of RDB 10 two letter words

If it is to be it is up to me

I’m glad you’ve got this Doc. 

 

My mate just rang me and said we desperately need to win.

He reckons he's not religious but is willing to become circumsized.

I hope our players show that kind of commitment. 

 

 

1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

I have my dog wearing my scarf and can hold onto him.

One of the better things I've ever heard.

8 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

^ If a six year old could pack their own school lunch. 

As if they stick in fruit.

 
11 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Weather check?

Beautiful footy weather, no wind or rain, and reasonably mild temperature. 


5 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

My mate just rang me and said we desperately need to win.

He reckons he's not religious but is willing to become circumsized.

I hope our players show that kind of commitment. 

 

Go in hard dont worry if you lose a bit of skin.


Stevie May the motivational speaker.


Don't turn your back to goal Max. Fritta free in the square.

 

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