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22 minutes ago, layzie said:

That Port guy who dropped the mark should be hung drawn and quarteredย 

Hanged, drawn and quartered. But yeah, totes agree. ๐Ÿ˜

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Anyone watch the game, is Adams a concussion?ย  what was Howe's injury?

if those two are out, it is huge.

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5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hanged, drawn and quartered. But yeah, totes agree. ๐Ÿ˜

Wrong thread Kimosabe but point taken.

8 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Swans are very impressiveย 

Pace and skill

Plenty of goalkickersย 

Franklin very very dangerousย 

20 tackles in fwd 50ย 

Donโ€™t want them in the top 4ย 

Yep. Unlike the Pies, Swans are a genuine contender.ย 


Collingwood's percentage is only marginally better than Port and Suns and they have 6 less wins! they will be found out soon enough. With a tougher draw I don't they would make finals with their list.ย  The one thing they do have is the right attitude/mentality which has to be down to McCrae - they always believe they can win.ย  Once we put the vice on them next week, we will smash them in the middle and around the ground.

Swans almost a lock for top 4 unless the Pies inexplicably win all remaining games

8 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hanged, drawn and quartered. But yeah, totes agree. ๐Ÿ˜

Bah !!!! What an ugly juxtaposition you produced right there WCW!!!

On one hand, you pedantically highlight the past tense of hung ...... yet..... on the other, you trot out one of the ugliest of ugly neologisms in "totes" !

FMD !!!!

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3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah !!!! What an ugly juxtaposition you produced right there WCW!!!

On one hand, you pedantically highlight the past tense of hung ...... yet..... on the other, you trot out one of the ugliest of ugly neologisms in "totes" !

FMD !!!!

Juxtapositions are great just quietlyย 

Pies luck will run out soon enough. Theyโ€™re the worst team in the 8 comfortably. Percentage of 106 for a top four team would have to be a record for ****test and luckiest team ever.ย 


Next Friday night is a HUGE Game

This is what Melb v Coll is all aboutย 

This one has very large ramificationsย 

Hate v Hate

jack Viney and Clarry will go off

The game at Marvel is abysmal. Anthony Hudson would give Meg Ryan a run for her money.ย ย 

5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah !!!! What an ugly juxtaposition you produced right there WCW!!!

On one hand, you pedantically highlight the past tense of hung ...... yet..... on the other, you trot out one of the ugliest of ugly neologisms in "totes" !

FMD !!!!

You mean the past tense of โ€˜hangโ€™ right? โ€˜Hungโ€™ is already past tense. ๐Ÿ˜‰ย 

Also, who the hell uses the word โ€˜Bah!โ€™ whoโ€™s not Uncle Scrooge?

I hear Port have been rejected for the Prison bars guernsey in the showdown. Wiser heads need to prevail here and they need to be allowed to do this. It's beyond a joke.

5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You mean the past tense of โ€˜hangโ€™ right? โ€˜Hungโ€™ is already past tense. ๐Ÿ˜‰ย 

Also, who the hell uses the word โ€˜Bah!โ€™ whoโ€™s not Uncle Scrooge?

Arent all those words past tense?

For what it's worth, Dermott used to always say Hung In that phrase im commentary so you can blame him for my bad English.

Edited by layzie


11 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Next Friday night is a HUGE Game

This is what Melb v Coll is all aboutย 

This one has very large ramificationsย 

Hate v Hate

jack Viney and Clarry will go off

This really is what Melb v Coll is all about SWYL. Born to hate each other. Going to turn things up to 11!

Edited by layzie

4 minutes ago, layzie said:

This really is what Melb v Coll is all about SWYL. Born to hate each other. Going to turn things up to 11!

I still remember the atmosphere before the 1st Semi in 1988

The MCG was absolutely rockingโ€ฆ

19 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You mean the past tense of โ€˜hangโ€™ right? โ€˜Hungโ€™ is already past tense. ๐Ÿ˜‰ย 

Also, who the hell uses the word โ€˜Bah!โ€™ whoโ€™s not Uncle Scrooge?

Bah! [censored] typo! Bah!!

Carlton fans might get a little nervous if they lose to Adelaide tonight. Lions, us and Pies their last 3.


9 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah! [censored] typo! Bah!!

did you mean to say "hunged", uncle?

asking for a friend

13 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

I still remember the atmosphere before the 1st Semi in 1988

The MCG was absolutely rockingโ€ฆ

Gee a final against the filth would have the pulse racing. I still wonder how I'd have survived if we got past the Eagles in 2018.

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4 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Carlton fans might get a little nervous if they lose to Adelaide tonight. Lions, us and Pies their last 3.

Pray for mojo that they do Zeph!

3 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

This thread is now becoming unhinged.

and hanging by a thread

in fact it is unravelling


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