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Witches Hat's Guide to Posting on Luke Jackson Thread

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25 minutes ago, Witches Hat said:

Don't.

At least now we are getting random bits of information about open houses in Malvern rather than hyperbole and baseless speculation 

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    Also don't listen to the 20 minutes the DeeBrief podcast spent talking about it. You won't get it back.

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    The problem isn't posting on it but rather opening it up expecting ACTUAL news on the situation.

    Just to be sure I fully blame Jack Watts 

     

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    2 hours ago, Sideshow Bob said:

    The problem isn't posting on it but rather opening it up expecting ACTUAL news on the situation.

    Just to be sure I fully blame Jack Watts 

    Very hard on Jack SB. The blame should be spread around. I also blame Norm Smith (of course), Diamonds Tilbrook, Spud Dullard, Michael Byrne, Chris Woodman, Carl Ditterich, Peter Johnston, Phil Carman, Glenn McLean, David Cordner (naturally), Earl Spalding, Brent Grgic, Travis Johnstone, Scott Thompson, Michael Newton, Mitch Clark, Chris Dawes, Jesse Hogan, and anyone with the name Dom. Pedo narrowly escapes. 

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    8 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Very hard on Jack SB. The blame should be spread around. I also blame Norm Smith (of course), Diamonds Tilbrook, Spud Dullard, Michael Byrne, Chris Woodman, Carl Ditterich, Peter Johnston, Phil Carman, Glenn McLean, David Cordner (naturally), Earl Spalding, Brent Grgic, Travis Johnstone, Scott Thompson, Michael Newton, Mitch Clark, Chris Dawes, Jesse Hogan, and anyone with the name Dom. Pedo narrowly escapes. 

    You forgot Phil Gilbert.

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    1 hour ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Very hard on Jack SB. The blame should be spread around. I also blame Norm Smith (of course), Diamonds Tilbrook, Spud Dullard, Michael Byrne, Chris Woodman, Carl Ditterich, Peter Johnston, Phil Carman, Glenn McLean, David Cordner (naturally), Earl Spalding, Brent Grgic, Travis Johnstone, Scott Thompson, Michael Newton, Mitch Clark, Chris Dawes, Jesse Hogan, and anyone with the name Dom. Pedo narrowly escapes. 

    What about he who shall not be named?

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    3 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Very hard on Jack SB. The blame should be spread around. I also blame Norm Smith (of course), Diamonds Tilbrook, Spud Dullard, Michael Byrne, Chris Woodman, Carl Ditterich, Peter Johnston, Phil Carman, Glenn McLean, David Cordner (naturally), Earl Spalding, Brent Grgic, Travis Johnstone, Scott Thompson, Michael Newton, Mitch Clark, Chris Dawes, Jesse Hogan, and anyone with the name Dom. Pedo narrowly escapes. 

    You forgot Paul Calllery and Vin Catoggio.

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    Just now, dl4e said:

    You forgot Paul Calllery and Vin Catoggio.

    Def considered Paul. Vinnie was one of my favs. Funny buggaggr. 

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    ** Waiting for someone to open a Guide to posting in Witches Hats' threads **

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    6 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

    Also don't listen to the 20 minutes the DeeBrief podcast spent talking about it. You won't get it back.

    Noticed that too, Painful. Any Demon content is better than the afl media dross, but the deebrief could benefit from the cull of a regular guest or two to make it an easier listen. Adrian the host and a few others are fantastic though! Hope Ryan from the demon army goes on it more too, very knowledgable.

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