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GAMEDAY: Rd 07 vs Hawthorn

Josh
in Melbourne Demons

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Relax, we got this.

Dees by 30

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    I just had the abject misfortune of having to use the public toilets at St Albans train station. Despite the ‘vacant’ setting, when I kicked the door open (coz not touching a single surface), I see a guy injecting heroin into his big toe. I says, “sorry bro, didn’t know there was anyone in here.” He says, “all good” then looks up and says, “Go Dees!” 😆

    Tomlinson is having a wander out on the ground. Could he be our medical sub?

    I have no idea what to expect today. But hawthorn seem to get off to a good start & we need to kick accurately. Can't afford to kick like last Sunday night

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    1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Melksham simply has to play well, he may not get another chance. 
    it’s tough to get a game at The MFC

    It'll be a fascinating demonstration of just how much he wants his 200 game milestone.

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    7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I just had the abject misfortune of having to use the public toilets at St Albans train station. Despite the ‘vacant’ setting, when I kicked the door open (coz not touching a single surface), I see a guy injecting heroin into his big toe. I says, “sorry bro, didn’t know there was anyone in here.” He says, “all good” then looks up and says, “Go Dees!” 😆

    Disspointed you didnt offer to sign him up then and there!

    Btw your new Nick on here has now been shortened to WC

    Edited by Demon Dynasty

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    Im down at the Barrasi pub having a pre-match quiet one or two.  Busting to go to the loo but now a bit anxious to kick the door open ....thanks WC

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I think " hate" is too strong a word. 

    I don’t know what the right word is then. Singling out one player as the reason we might lose or not want to watch the game seems terribly personal to me. 

    Whatever the right word is, it’s a foreign concept to me and a long way from any emotion I experience or recognise.

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    5 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Disspointed you didnt offer to sign him up then and there!

    Btw your new Nick on has now been abbreviated to WC

    As in, dropping the word “war”???

    I’ve been meaning to change my username coz I’m not comfortable with that word being in my name. Not since the brutal and senseless invasion of 🇺🇦. 
     

    edit: bit slow on the uptake, DD. I just got it. WC. 😆

    Edited by WalkingCivilWar

     
    5 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    But hawthorn seem to get off to a good start & we need to kick accurately. Can't afford to kick like last Sunday night

    Absolutely...need to be a bit more deliberate.  Last week there was some major wastage at goal going on by too many

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    5 minutes ago, gs77 said:

    It'll be a fascinating demonstration of just how much he wants his 200 game milestone.

    Yes exactly. Is he still hungry to play Senior Footy?

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    1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    As in, dropping the word “war”???

    I’ve been meaning to change my username coz I’m not comfortable with that word being in my name. Not since the brutal and senseless invasion of 🇺🇦. 

    No... well there is that but certainly doesn't bother me as such.  I have to live with the war office every day!

    WC as in .... Water Chamber ie; your surprise injection room escapade up there

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    12 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I just had the abject misfortune of having to use the public toilets at St Albans train station. Despite the ‘vacant’ setting, when I kicked the door open (coz not touching a single surface), I see a guy injecting heroin into his big toe. I says, “sorry bro, didn’t know there was anyone in here.” He says, “all good” then looks up and says, “Go Dees!” 😆

    Somebody is going to be very relaxed for the game today!

    loved the story btw

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    How do members / fans overseas watch? 
     

    Thanks.

    Edited by Bombay Airconditioning


    4 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

    How do members / fans overseas watch? 
     

    Thanks.

    Kayo??

    2 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Kayo??

    I tried it, it’s picking up my location. I’m about as tech savvy as a pile of stacked house bricks.

    Its $17 US for watchafl.com, looking attractive at this point.

    Edited by Bombay Airconditioning

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    Final side: No further changes to the Melbourne team. Kade Chandler is the medical substitute.
    Thank Christ for that.
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    Dees by a hundred the hawks are [censored]

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