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NON-MFC: Round 1, 2022

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Geelong - my 2nd most hated team. NON STANDARD AFL GROUND AND ENTITLED FANS. AFL always makes us play there.

Essendon - my most hated team. DRUGS.

Gee Malthouse. Great call for premiers.

Finger on the Netflix button already.

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    4 minutes ago, MT64 said:

    Essendon - my most hated team. DRUGS

    Pretty safe to say they ain't using any today.

     

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    21 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    Not a great crowd... looks mid 40's perhaps 50k

    Apparently they decided this weekend would be a good time to do works on the Geelong train line so that doesn't help.

     

    Edited by dees189227

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    58 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    We could argue all day Daz

    You rate Richmonds 3 in 4 years. I rate it a distant 3rd to Brisbane (1) Whorethorn (2)

     

    I don't rate either Richmond or Hawthorn compared to Brisbane who did it the absolute hard way.

    Only thing that stopped them from getting 4 flags in a row was the significant [censored] up by the AFL with the preliminary final travel travesty. 

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    7 minutes ago, MT64 said:

    Geelong - my 2nd most hated team. NON STANDARD AFL GROUND AND ENTITLED FANS. AFL always makes us play there.

    Essendon - my most hated team. DRUGS.

    Gee Malthouse. Great call for premiers.

    Finger on the Netflix button already.

    I just saw someone put on twitter obviously a cats fan is bringing up the drugs saga & an Essendon supporter wrote get over it. Sorry you will always hear about it.

    I'm flicking between the world cup & the footy

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    23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    It doesn't take the bomber flogs long to put the boots in !

    Just took this of 'Blitz


    "what, exactly did we see in rutten when he was given the job as coach, cause, so far today, he has been well and trully outclassed and coached by Scott."

    And yes, I reckon "trully" says it all!

    Yes, but do they have an “Is Ben Rutten the right guy?” thread?

    12 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    I don't rate either Richmond or Hawthorn compared to Brisbane who did it the absolute hard way.

    Only thing that stopped them from getting 4 flags in a row was the significant [censored] up by the AFL with the preliminary final travel travesty. 

    Agreed 100%
    i heard Justin Leppitch talking about that last year, he was still angry about it 

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    As much as I'm not a huge fan of the Tomahawk, I have to respect his skill. Hes 34 in a few months not much younger than Franklin. At 29 we could get five good years out of Bbb.

     

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    19 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    I don't rate either Richmond or Hawthorn compared to Brisbane who did it the absolute hard way.

    Only thing that stopped them from getting 4 flags in a row was the significant [censored] up by the AFL with the preliminary final travel travesty. 

    Yea Brisbane by a mile for me.

    44 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Cats players must have had an extra bowl of tapioca pudding at the nursing home last night.

    logo meow GIFSlurp… Burp… Yawn…  F*rt…

    Edited by Tarax Club
    Max Gawn Magnificent

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    Essendon’s draw won’t help them get off to a flier either. They play Brisbane next week and then us. 
    Bomberblitz upgrading their server as we speak. 

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    Anyone checked bomberblitz? Is it in a melt down.

    Just imagine if they lose by 100.

    I expected Geelong to win but not like this. 

    This is great to watch. Enjoy the final quarter losers

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    What I am feeling really weird about is sending messages to Carlton and Collingwood mates to congratulate them and they all write back that they have nothing on Melbourne.

    Every single one of them. I'm not used to it.

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    1 minute ago, Wrecker46 said:

    What I am feeling really weird about is sending messages to Carlton and Collingwood mates to congratulate them and they all write back that they have nothing on Melbourne.

    Every single one of them. I'm not used to it.

    If you have any Essendon mates you should send them a message of condolence

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    6 hours ago, Maldonboy38 said:

    The Pies look like they have 20 midfielders and then Cox and Moore. This lack of variety will kill them when they come up against teams that have fully functional backs, mids and forwards. 

    Cox counts as a footballer?

     

    1 hour ago, dees189227 said:

    Ha did not see this coming. Enjoy halftime Essendon fans. Hopefully it's a long 2nd half

    Long season! They've got another 21 rounds plus finals to study the up and comers for next year's draft.

     

    54 minutes ago, brendan said:

    I thought Malthouse said bombers would win the flag

    He meant in the Maribyrnong & Northern Bowls Club League. Different sport.

     

    9 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    Anyone checked bomberblitz? Is it in a melt down.

    Just imagine if they lose by 100.

    Neeld has offered to coach them for the rest of the season so they can preserve some dignity with only 10 goal weekly hidings.

    Edited by Mazer Rackham

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    5 minutes ago, BDA said:

    If you have any Essendon mates you should send them a message of condolence

    "We'll still beat your mob"
    — Every Essendon mate ever

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    Hoping Gws v Swans is a closer one.

    It's very wet up in Sydney so I would be surprised if Buddy makes the 1000 club today.

    Given the fact footy has lower scores today than previous decades, is Franklin's effort better than other members?

    7 minutes ago, Chook said:

    "We'll still beat your mob"
    — Every Essendon mate ever

    Weirdly enough all the Essendon fans I know are level headed. Not one of them reckons they hold a candle to us

    Looks like Geelong have taken their foot off the gas (old timers conserving their energy) . Given the game was done long ago i was hoping they would beat them by 100 points

    Anthony Hudson will have to go and knock one out if this Essendon kid kicks another goal. 

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    2 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    I've only watched the last Q. Have Geelong slowed down? They don't look like a 20 goal side.

    The old legs are resting

    57 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Pretty safe to say they ain't using any today.

     

    Temazepam?  Mixed up the pills. 

    1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

    The old legs are resting

    The old legs are just old.  

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    Jesus I wish they'd stop going on about Buddy Franklin. 

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    Perfect result. Inflate the cats egos and the medias thoughts on their chances and just absolutely destroy the hype around Essendon. Spectacular work.


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