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"The North Smith curse is broken"

"Max Gawn to give premiership medal to Nathan Jones"

 

Dont

"Bailey Smith kicks 5 in Dogs win in a day of Demon hell"

"No Brownlow? No worries. Bont wins Norm to go with second premiership medal"

 

Don’t: 'SONS OF THE WEST'

Do: 'SDEMONS OF THE WEST'

...And, having finished Minor Premiers, not sure if this is a Don't or a Do...

'Fallout continues from last minute cancellation of AFL Grand Final in 'go fast, go hard' COVID lockdown'

 

DO

DEES DEESTROY DISHLICKERS

DONT

I dont want to think about that😬


“Dogs Gawn! Demons kill the curse in a boilover!!”

 

1  Dogs down dees

2 New 7.8 earthquake

3 Covid numbers hit 1000

 

 

Dees eat dogs

Covid cured

World peace

Edited by leave it to deever

Do:

”Proof the ‘curse’ was baloney”

”Record grand final margin win for the demons”

”Lockdown to end tonight”

”Gawn, Oliver, Petracca, first three way tie for Norm smith medal”

 

Don’t:

”1954: History repeats”

”Max shut down effectively”

”Bulldogs break 5 year ‘drought’ “

”Cases doubled as lockdown extends to December”

 

Not even this:

”The grand final the bulldogs lost” 

“Demons come from behind win”

Edited by Cassiew

 

Bailey Smith Arrested By Fashion Police
Expected To Be Sentenced Without Trial

Postponed Grand Final To Be Rescheduled In December In Darwin
AFL To Send Bulldogs Via Tasmania And Norfolk Island Just to Make Them Travel Again

Western Suburbs Shaken By 5.8 Tremors
Thousands Of Bulldogs Posters Ripped From The Back Of Dunny Doors

 

Jumper swap tradition returns 😔


Do: Deelirious - Dees break the 57 year Norm Smith curse.

Don’t: Sons of the west. Dogs claim second premiership in 5 years as the norm Smith curse continues for the Dees.

JACKSON!

LUKE JACKSON KICKS 18 AS MELBOURNE INFLICT HORROR 240 POINT LOSS ON DOGS IN GF 

 

5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

umpire decisions rob dogs of premiership

dees can thank umpire bloopers for lucky flag

Stop teasing! We're dreaming as it is. (Aren't we?)

Well from a personal perspective.

Do:

Naked Melbourne fan seen running through Eltham after Demons flag.

Dont:

Naked Melbourne fan arrested after running through Eltham after Demons flag.


5 minutes ago, Beetle said:

Well from a personal perspective.

Do:

Naked Melbourne fan seen running through Eltham after Demons flag.

Dont:

Naked Melbourne fan arrested after running through Eltham after Demons flag.

Add Montmorency to that!

Do: Dog Gawn

Kozzie said so!

Grand new flag!

Don't:

West is best

Bite is might

Deesaster, Dogs claim second flag in 76 years.

Do:        1954 : 2021        1 : 1

Don't:   New MFCSS variant to be found

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