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Channel 10 news reporting Luke Jackson was forced to apologise to his mum for not wearing his mouth guard and losing his two front teeth, all I can think of is that song by outkast

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    Luke Jackson has massive teeth, loses both of his fronties.
    Angus Brayshaw's head is above average, copped heaps of head knocks.
    Jake Lever is all arms and legs, cops 2 knee reco's (Max Gawn too).

    Some people need a bit of additional padding, and in retrospect it's sometimes easy to see why.

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      On 30/08/2021 at 12:55, Cards13 said:

    One of the fallen was/is a false tooth, only one real. 

    He’s only 19! If he keeps going this way he won’t have any real teeth left! 

    Listen to your mother, Dogga! 😁

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    I worry for James Harmes.

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    I think with advancements in dentistry, these days mouth guards are almost optional. A few years back during a marking contest Buddy Franklin’s front tooth came flying out of his mouth. It was no biggie. He just picked it up and kept on playing. It was as casual as if an earring had fallen out. 

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      On 30/08/2021 at 22:58, Pates said:

    He’s only 19! If he keeps going this way he won’t have any real teeth left! 

    Listen to your mother, Dogga! 😁

    Mad Dog listens to no-one!! 😄

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      On 30/08/2021 at 23:20, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I think with advancements in dentistry, these days mouth guards are almost optional. A few years back during a marking contest Buddy Franklin’s front tooth came flying out of his mouth. It was no biggie. He just picked it up and kept on playing. It was as casual as if an earring had fallen out. 

    Irrespective of advances in dentistry, I think a knee in the choppers hard enough to knock teeth out would hurt a lot less if there was a big fat strip of rubbery stuff cushioning the blow!

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