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58 minutes ago, Demonland said:

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Reminds me of Total Recall. Anyone know the bit?

 
9 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

I’ve said all season Geelong play horrible football. Solid defensively, but with the ball it’s a pale and boring imitation of prime Hawks. Baffles me how they almost finished top. The last 3 weeks they’ve come up against good teams that wouldn’t accept that boring chippy [censored] and it’s shown them up beautifully. 

Yes, they go out of their way to avoid playing football. Scott knows he has a bunch of duds around that star talent.

They are not set up to win finals - they are set up to frustrate and exploit teams with high end talent doing the hard work but when the heat is on - they are not able to stand up across the board.

Now the Swans or the Giants need to do what we did to Hawthorn in '18 and just finish this. Just finish it.

19 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Tomahawk changing his mind with his finger. 
 

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Disgusting.

Who uses the index finger? It's thumb all the way for me, unless I need to do some real exploring, then the pinky gets involved .

 
6 minutes ago, Tom Dyson said:

Ive got to say, port fans were really giving essendon a run for their money there. 

God they ruined INXS for australia. 

Not as many middle fingers when things are going well for them.


17 minutes ago, OhMyDees said:

Not to forget that both top 4 teams who lost their QFs last year made the GF.

Not the way Geelong are playing they have hit the wall, it happened at 3 QTR time last week, can't go in with the oldest side in history and think you're going to win premierships, there's a reason why old teams like Geelong have never won a premiership.

The other '[censored]' thing to bear in mind is if Port Adelaide make the Grand Final in Perth (and say play us), all of their supporters will be able to fly over to Perth and watch the game, so it'll turn into a partial home crowd for them. This is because there are no restrictions on entering WA from SA. We would have to rely on all of the lovely 'impartial' Western Australians to barrack for us to even it out - can't see everyone doing that, so Port will have the weight of the crowd. We are used to 'booooooo' in Perth I guess!

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6 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Reminds me of Total Recall. Anyone know the bit?

Arnie pulling the tracker out through his nose with the world's most horrific looking grappling tool.

25 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

Same as last year though. Richmond got past Port Adelaide in the prelim.

We can avoid this unfairness by winning tomorrow, too.

Not quite the same. At least Richmond supporters could get to Adelaide last year, we can’t!


Disappointed at the time, but thankful Isaac Smith chose Cats over us. He has slowed up so significantly that the benefit of his outside run has evaporated and his poise and delivery with it. 

Chris Scott is the Arsene Wenger of the AFL.

Finish top 4 for ten years and never win Anything

Just now, hemingway said:

Disappointed at the time, but thankful Isaac Smith chose Cats over us. He has slowed up so significantly that the benefit of his outside run has evaporated and his poise and delivery with it. 

And to think we were allegedly trying to sign him up for 3 years.

9 minutes ago, Chook said:

Disgusting.

Who uses the index finger? It's thumb all the way for me, unless I need to do some real exploring, then the pinky gets involved .

The 8yo in me is legit crying 😂 

Good to see Geelong have their noses rubbed into the ground. However it was by an interstate filth so I take very little emotion out of this game. I just hope that who ever plays port in prelim beats them by a point.


So if we lose tomorrow. We might have the dogs. Then a prelim against a rested Port in Adelaide. 

fair to say tomorrow is huge 

18 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Reminds me of Total Recall. Anyone know the bit?

If it bleeds we can kill it? 

Sorry wrong one. 

What a pathetic sight: pops being chaired off in his 300th having just lost by 43 points, and it was a final. Love it. 

Anyone else enjoying the Scott presser??

he is suppressing the rage

Just now, DubDee said:

Anyone else enjoying the Scott presser??

he is suppressing the rage

just said Geelong 'dominated the game against Melbourne' except the last part. He's delusional.


1 minute ago, DubDee said:

Anyone else enjoying the Scott presser??

he is suppressing the rage

The man is delusional. Again said they dominated against Melbourne but fell away late.

1 minute ago, Northern Summer said:

just said Geelong 'dominated the game against Melbourne' except the last part. He's delusional.

Haha jinx!!

23 minutes ago, Northern Summer said:

The other '[censored]' thing to bear in mind is if Port Adelaide make the Grand Final in Perth (and say play us), all of their supporters will be able to fly over to Perth and watch the game, so it'll turn into a partial home crowd for them. This is because there are no restrictions on entering WA from SA. We would have to rely on all of the lovely 'impartial' Western Australians to barrack for us to even it out - can't see everyone doing that, so Port will have the weight of the crowd. We are used to 'booooooo' in Perth I guess!

Do you know how expensive flights to Perth are, port are the busted [censored] poor

 
4 minutes ago, Northern Summer said:

just said Geelong 'dominated the game against Melbourne' except the last part. He's delusional.

To be fair though, Geelong did dominate last week... except for the first 1.5 quarters and the 2nd half. The remaining 10 minutes they were on top of us.

3 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

The man is delusional. Again said they dominated against Melbourne but fell away late.

he can say that, but he just got busted by flat track bullies, and what has that got to do with how old and slow they are, and why bring it up? it's like when Selwood said Geelong are the most healthiest  they have ever been going into finals, just smoke n mirrors mind games, it might work in H&W but not in finals.


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