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Just now, MT64 said:

Eddie. For goodness sake just call the game and stop barracking for Richmond. You are an embarrassment. 

Offt. imagine if he was calling the other game, would just spend the entire time taking the [censored] out of Kochy 

 

....hate Palpepper

...poor mans Nate Jones

Edited by Wadda We Sing

 
1 minute ago, Wadda We Sing said:

....hate Palpepper

I hate the name. Sounds like bellpepper and I hate capsicum with a passion


8 minutes ago, Patches O’houlihan said:

Gee the port fans are a classy bunch, i don't know what centrelink is complaining about. 

Idk why but I simply cannot stop laughing at this. Legit crying Rn ?

Seriously though, there is no way these teams would get this much space against us. we've got both these teams covered imo 

 
19 minutes ago, MT64 said:

Eddie. For goodness sake just call the game and stop barracking for Richmond. You are an embarrassment. 

Standard fare for any Victorian team at home to an interstate one on Fox. Full Vicco Pride on show.

Edited by Clintosaurus


18 minutes ago, Patches O’houlihan said:

Gee the port fans are a classy bunch, i don't know what centrelink is complaining about. 

I’m heading to Adelaide next week for the Dees game with an old boss, he’s a made crow, so much so that he dead set squawks like a crow when they kick a goal… he’s 45 ffs.

Anyhoo he’s such an Adelaide guy that one of his great pleasures in life is to tune into 5aa (tinpot Adelaide radio channel) after a Power loss so he can hear the Power fans complain… hahhahahhaahaha god I love it. 

1 minute ago, Cards13 said:

I’m heading to Adelaide next week for the Dees game with an old boss, he’s a made crow, so much so that he dead set squawks like a crow when they kick a goal… he’s 45 ffs.

Anyhoo he’s such an Adelaide guy that one of his great pleasures in life is to tune into 5aa (tinpot Adelaide radio channel) after a Power loss so he can hear the Power fans complain… hahhahahhaahaha god I love it. 

Hahaha! i love that! i bet he'd be a favourite on the Crows forum!

It takes an exceptionally bad call to ruin a game but Ed is doing his utmost to achieve it.

Lynch..your kidding...another miss from point blank


"perryman runs his full measure"

you mean, he runs out of the square, runs THIRTY METRES WITHOUT BOUNCING THE BALL, then kicks it?

when are they going to start calling these point kicker-inner-ers who run almost to the 50m arc without bouncing the ball?

Just now, whatwhat say what said:

"perryman runs his full measure"

you mean, he runs out of the square, runs THIRTY METRES WITHOUT BOUNCING THE BALL, then kicks it?

when are they going to start calling these point kicker-inner-ers who run almost to the 50m arc without bouncing the ball?

Same measure as a kick to qualify for a mark...

21 minutes ago, P-man said:

It takes an exceptionally bad call to ruin a game but Ed is doing his utmost to achieve it.

It would be better for all parties if he departed the game silently and completely.


58 minutes ago, Patches O’houlihan said:

Gee the port fans are a classy bunch, i don't know what centrelink is complaining about. 

Every time they show a crowd shot of the Port fans I think of this. ? 

 
2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Every time they show a crowd shot of the Port fans I think of this. ? 

Send your regards to Four Pillars Gin, they make me the wonderful keyboard warrior i am tonight. 

Just now, Patches O’houlihan said:

Send your regards to Four Pillars Gin, they make me the wonderful keyboard warrior i am tonight. 

In that case I am forever indebted to Four Pillars Gin. I sent a screenshot of your post to a couple of Port diehards, friends of mine, and even they find it hilarious. We’re all still lol-ing like mofo’s. 


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