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GAMEDAY: Practice Match vs Bulldogs

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Jay Lockhart reportedly sent to hospital trust it is precautionary and he checks out OK.

Trying out Foxtel Go.

Can’t see anything on the phone in Portrait

Landscape view cuts out half the bloody screen, can’t see anything there either!

 
1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

Tomlinson has been poor 

Very few games where he hasn't. A complete lack of intensity. The one player I struggle with.


We’ve started with all the tenacity of a wet blanket. Midfield is absolutely getting destroyed and nice to see Bontempelli alone again. 

Turnovers under no pressure. chocco has plenty of work to do.

 

AFL in its benevolence needs to halt the game and check bullies numbers on the field as they appear to have an extra player nominally known FREEak KICKz. Disposal count is approaching astronomical apparently...

We look like trash now. McDonald is woeful. For such an experienced player he commands zero respect. 


that bomtempelli bloke isn't a bad player


Just now, Better days ahead said:

that bomtempelli bloke isn't a bad player

By himself again. Did he shart his dacks at the start of the game.

getting very ragged now. kicking a concern.

No free for Jetts for over the shoulder?

We will never get anywhere while we are just gifting players games based on their salary..... ie Tomlinson

I’m here for the Goodwin Sacking Countdown. 

Bring back the Is Goody the Right Guy Thread. 


i keep telling myself that we're missing 9 of our ostensible best 22 and it's only a practice game but it's the same old story - can't hit targets, can't lay a tackle, don't run defensively

Edited by whatwhatsaywhat

Getting burnt on the inside 50 count. I don't know what to say really. 

 

Langdons disposal really poor. 


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