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DEEDAY: Dockers vs Bulldogs

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10 minutes ago, Jontee said:

Go for a run in Antarctica wearing only socks and hat and let us know how it goes

Okay. 

 
3 minutes ago, Storm Boy said:

There is still a half of football to be played. You can only imagine what is going through the minds of the Melbourne players and coaching staff at half time. 

Bit of @ss groping no doubt..!!

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Lobb is on big money too. What an overrated pretty boy

 

1. I [censored] hate Gerard Healy. I fair dinkum want to smack him right in the mouth!

2. How does that big streak of pelican [censored] English manage to get through a game of footy without a hair out of place?

3. I think we are tutti fruited unfortunately.

4 minutes ago, Jaded said:

The Dogs have had a dream run this season. To finish 7th is not that much of an achievement given their ridiculously soft travel schedule. 

This will get brushed aside by most, but the simply fact is that what you say is true.  They have had a dream run with their travel while other clubs, which include us, have been flying all over the country for weeks on end.  It plays a small part in the overall outcome of their season.


4 minutes ago, Storm Boy said:

There is still a half of football to be played. You can only imagine what is going through the minds of the Melbourne players and coaching staff at half time. 

I reckon I know. HOW THE PHUCCCK COULD WE HAVE LET FREO AND SWANS BEAT US?????????? 

MFC PSYCHO BASKET CASE CLUB!

2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Lobb is on big money too. What an overrated pretty boy

I've seen numerous posters get stuck into Lobb - what did he do?  I'm only keeping an eye on the scores.

Just now, Wiseblood said:

This will get brushed aside by most, but the simply fact is that what you say is true.  They have had a dream run with their travel while other clubs, which include us, have been flying all over the country for weeks on end.  It plays a small part in the overall outcome of their season.

They won’t go far in finals. I hope Pies beat Port and they end up in Perth. 

 
1 minute ago, Wiseblood said:

This will get brushed aside by most, but the simply fact is that what you say is true.  They have had a dream run with their travel while other clubs, which include us, have been flying all over the country for weeks on end.  It plays a small part in the overall outcome of their season.

U make some soft excuses! Face up to reality we are mentally SOFT!!

Just now, Wiseblood said:

I've seen numerous posters get stuck into Lobb - what did he do?  I'm only keeping an eye on the scores.

His set shot routine is a [censored] nightmare. A Covid patient on a vantilator would have a better chance kicking a goal than this moron. 


1 minute ago, Jaded said:

The Dogs have had a dream run this season. To finish 7th is not that much of an achievement given their ridiculously soft travel schedule. 

Don't get me started on travel schedules Jaded.

No other team in the AFL would have got two games in a row at the worst ground to play football at in Australia either side of 4 days.

You did good the AFL, thanks Travis Auld.

Wouldn't see Geelong, Collingwood, Richmond, West Coast or Carlton doing that would you.

This is what i can't stand about AFL football, absolutely no level playing field whatsoever.

 

1 minute ago, Wiseblood said:

I've seen numerous posters get stuck into Lobb - what did he do?  I'm only keeping an eye on the scores.

Kicked a point from 20 out directly in front.

So the Dees play in hurricane conditions in Cairns and the Dogs get this mild spring night. It’s just not our year.

15 minutes ago, RedButMostlyBlue said:

It's hard to say. I'm no expert, but I think the 'trying really hard' approach might have helped us, but even if I'm wrong, it would have been worth a shot I reckon.

Some kid at uni should do a thesis on this. Give them something to do.


Just heard Bennell left the hub and got on the turps....That will be the end of him!

 

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2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

U make some soft excuses! Face up to reality we are mentally SOFT!!

YeAh No WoRrIeS PiCkeT!

2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

U make some soft excuses! Face up to reality we are mentally SOFT!!

Why? Because we dropped the last two games of 9 in 43 days? Nothing to do with mental softness. I would say physical exhaustion.


4 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I reckon I know. HOW THE PHUCCCK COULD WE HAVE LET FREO AND SWANS BEAT US?????????? 

MFC PSYCHO BASKET CASE CLUB!

How the phuccck can your assessment of our club be so off to the point that you expect things?

We have been poor defensively and on the spread all year. even in our wins 

Just now, Demonland said:

It won’t be that close. 

I agree.

Dockers will win by 6 goals in a canter from here.

 

 

 

 

 

Yes I'm insane so leave me alone...

 

Gawd some posters here look for ANY excuse to absolve what is another shizen MFC Performance

Good teams rise above all else!! That's why we haven't won a flag in 56 years we are MENTALLY SOFT

Do we want to play west coast in perth in an elimination final especially with there crowd? I think of someone like may who has yet to play one and after his season he probably deserves to.

Maybe  playing a final without josh kennedy and some of there other key players potentially missing it could be a good time to get them but I still remember the prelim. 


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