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17 minutes ago, Action Jackson said:

Eddie is an embarrassment. Sidebottom F'ed up big time. Own it and move on instead of whinging like a child.

As he has been with Goodes and 'H'...

They could get on the front foot with all these issues and move on.

...but Ed's just incapable of admitting fault.

I really hope it derails their season.

There isn't a less deserving club of a Premiership...

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2 hours ago, Salems Lot said:

IIRC a former PM had this problem in the 1970s

Yes in Memphis!!!

 
50 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Yes in Memphis!!!

But it was just Malcom's pants, no?


19 hours ago, DubDee said:

4 weeks is a fair whack. Deserved

maybe the conspiracy theorists can relax for a while

Sorry to disappoint, but 4 weeks is not a fair whack compared to Spargo's 2 -  a youngish non-leader got rubbed out for 2 weeks for a far less serious offence than those committed by a senior VC (leader++) of C'wood.   I'm staying unrelaxed about the penalty being only 2 more weeks.   If Spargo was 1 week and Koz one week or fined, then maybe 4 would be a 'fair whack'.  And C'wood are still whinging, though at least they  finally decided against appealing.

17 hours ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

not the wrong door!

outstanding work from ed

wtf.......

Ive been cooked plenty and never has this once happened or heard of it happening.

Let's just entertain the 1% chance he did walk out the wrong door. What state of mind would you have to be not realise , when the door shut and your outside that the best thing to do is knock on the door and get Wellsy to let you back in.

"Nope I think I'll just walk home in the freezing cold half naked, I live just around the corner don't I?"

Deadset yoou hear of these stories when someone has been on the shrooms or something similar , not just alcohol and or the usual "stuff"

Can’t wait for the next time come steaming drunk and the wife is not best pleased. 
 

im not drunk, I’m disoriented! I’m the victim here!

 
24 minutes ago, Bates Mate said:

Ive been cooked plenty and never has this once happened or heard of it happening.

Let's just entertain the 1% chance he did walk out the wrong door. What state of mind would you have to be not realise , when the door shut and your outside that the best thing to do is knock on the door and get Wellsy to let you back in.

"Nope I think I'll just walk home in the freezing cold half naked, I live just around the corner don't I?"

Deadset yoou hear of these stories when someone has been on the shrooms or something similar , not just alcohol and or the usual "stuff"

Yep. It’s absolute BS coming from The Filth

Sideass was obviously completely off his box on something by the morning. 
i did lots of hard drugs years ago and never once was naked walking the streets

It’s just rubbish

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2 hours ago, Bates Mate said:

Ive been cooked plenty and never has this once happened or heard of it happening.

Let's just entertain the 1% chance he did walk out the wrong door. What state of mind would you have to be not realise , when the door shut and your outside that the best thing to do is knock on the door and get Wellsy to let you back in.

"Nope I think I'll just walk home in the freezing cold half naked, I live just around the corner don't I?"

Deadset yoou hear of these stories when someone has been on the shrooms or something similar , not just alcohol and or the usual "stuff"

But Wellsy is a great church going man, that wouldn't happen at his place!!

 

That's the other part of the story I don't get, did Steele bring a bottle of scotch with him to the Wells house, as it was said earlier he doesn't drink or did i not read that correctly?

Yeh that de Gooy.

May be Eddie needs to get his old boots dubbined.

My old stops had the triple nails/brads. Of course that elitist from Broadie probably has those new fangled screw-in stops.

 

 


I know we often question the lack of 'culture' and what the MFC stands for, but thank god it's nothing like that of the filth's.

The state of that club at the minute is questionable, to put it politely, and how Eddie as president continually wipes his hands of responsibility is something else altogether.

He's on a whole different level to Teflon Dan. Up there with the likes of President's Xi Jinping and Putin with their elite levels of untouchability.

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