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2 minutes ago, DaisyDeeciple said:

Nah, go hard as, they all have 4 to 6 to get over any injuries. Make the trip worthwhile, far from a junk game, show how hard you worked for this season.

 

Might be hard finding a doctor very soon

Australian figures are still rising

The season is dead

 

Players could be flat as tacks, or frustrated raging bulls. Will be fascinating to see how this game goes.

 

You can add the Chinese govt to that list. They were meant to shut down the wet markets after sars and now tried to keep quiet about the coronavirus so as not to lose face. Well thay have now really lost it. 

24 minutes ago, DaisyDeeciple said:

Nah, go hard as, they all have 4 to 6 to get over any injuries. Make the trip worthwhile, far from a junk game, show how hard you worked for this season.

 

I wish you hadn't said 4 to 6.


 
2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

The @binman solution

 

Hsha love it.

Would be hilarious if they pull it off 



7 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Eagles players getting take-home shutdown kits. 

 

lol. as if the players don't already have multiple footballs at home (and other gear)

I hope slobbo writes to tell us of his iminent sacking, that would a positive for us all. 
biggest fraud in the media along with Hutchison

AFL 360 is almost unwatchable with Robinson’s incoherent ramblings


4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Good chance the gym gear will never be returned and the administrators will have no assets left  to liquidate.

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13 minutes ago, america de cali said:

Good chance the gym gear will never be returned and the administrators will have no assets left  to liquidate.

Looks like a scene out of “The Rutles” movie ?!!

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

lol. as if the players don't already have multiple footballs at home (and other gear)

Gear..... WCE... I see what you did! 

 

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