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  1. Have fun with that afl. I deal with coles on a daily basis,and they crawl up our bum daily on the most random things. Woolies was good. Coles nothing but pain.

I look forward to the meeting where coles tells Gil they won’t pay the last 3 months coz the logo was one shade of red from what they wanted 

 

No more free kicks in the centre circle but a discount may be granted.

That looks f*cking horrendous. Nice one AFL!

 

Doesn't bother me in the slightest and I doubt that anyone will even notice it.

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Well at least umps will be pressured to recall bad bounces more often so we get an extra look at the logo. 

(Just watched the v Freo match Rd14 I think and they didn't care how bad the bounce was multiple times.)


Will a dropped mark in the corridor now be a spillage in aisle 3?

1 minute ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Will a dropped mark in the corridor now be a spillage in aisle 3?

Aisles 1 & 6 are the Wings

Not a fan, only because Coles’ opposition is my employer. That green W, apple, pumpkin or whatever it is would look much better. 

 

Apparently Razor Ray isn't a fan but then he does have Lidl man syndrome. 

15 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Apparently Razor Ray isn't a fan but then he does have Lidl man syndrome. 

Not sure many will understand your joke Ray. However it is a good one.


9 minutes ago, old dee said:

Not sure many will understand your joke Ray. However it is a good one.

It hadn't crossed my mind to check if they even have stores over here. I just assumed they were everywhere these days. It's Rab by the way. 

1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Aisles 1 & 6 are the Wings

you must shop in a small coles?

10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you must shop in a small coles?

My local is Foodworks

They still employ staff

As a defender whose last name is Cole, I'm not sure I am comfortable with my name being associated with a clearly pointless area of the ground.


3 hours ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

It hadn't crossed my mind to check if they even have stores over here. I just assumed they were everywhere these days. It's Rab by the way. 

There are none in Australia and predictive script did me in.

I'm not sure if my OCD is going to cope with the ball being bounced slightly outside of the 'o' in Coles - albeit with a brief ANZAC Day distraction when Collingwood and Essendon are neatly aligned either side of the 'l'.

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