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GAMEDAY (the ultimate): Rd 23 vs North Melbourne

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1 minute ago, FireInTheBelly said:

He can also lose my number after that.

ahhhhh       funniest thing all day ???

 
 
Just now, —coach— said:

Why not stick Preuss 15 out directly in front and just bomb it to him with this wind?

Instead, with Gawn coming out of the square, Oliver gets the ball with nobody in front of him, and rather than kick long, goes the handball outside.

Hibberd is a ball destroyer.  I would bench him for the rest of the match barring injuriee / exhaustion.  Horrible HB player right now.  Massive turnover king in the worst places with many running forward and then caught in no mans land.

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    tic toc

    Why would lewey target Stretch there...stretch rarely takes a contested mark

    8 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    it's a learned Melbourne thing...we're really good at it eh

    Well at least we are good at one thing. 

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    You can truly see our lack of football IQ when we play in the wind or the rain. Stand in the wrong spots, run to the wrong spots, kick to the wrong spots, overuse the blind handball

    Dumb as dogshit

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    Wow Lever 

    Jones needs to play half forward, only one who is hitting a target into f50.


    I'll be very sad if the Fritter goes  :(

    Getting beaten to many loose ground balls more often than not.  

    North seem to have reinterpreted "the shinboner spirit" to mean they drop like their shinbones have been removed the moment someone looks at them.

    Just now, Gorgoroth said:

    Jones needs to play half forward, only one who is hitting a target into f50.

    Jones needs to play tiddly winks in a bar watching the game


    Wow Spargo nice kick to the advantage of Norf.

    Not even VFL standard.

    Jake Lever is an average footballer but at least he was expensive. 

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    2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Field umpires killing us. 

    we're doing a better job though!!

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