GAMEDAY (the ultimate): Rd 23 vs North Melbourne

[beelzebub 23,392]

1 minute ago, FireInTheBelly said:

He can also lose my number after that.

ahhhhh       funniest thing all day ???

[—coach— 3,496]

Why not stick Preuss 15 out directly in front and just bomb it to him with this wind?

[jules7 816]

Spargo needs to be delisted. 

[FireInTheBennelly 4,104]

Just now, —coach— said:

Why not stick Preuss 15 out directly in front and just bomb it to him with this wind?

Instead, with Gawn coming out of the square, Oliver gets the ball with nobody in front of him, and rather than kick long, goes the handball outside.

[Demon Dynasty 17,165]

Hibberd is a ball destroyer.  I would bench him for the rest of the match barring injuriee / exhaustion.  Horrible HB player right now.  Massive turnover king in the worst places with many running forward and then caught in no mans land.

[beelzebub 23,392]

tic toc

[Demon Dynasty 17,165]

Why would lewey target Stretch there...stretch rarely takes a contested mark

[monoccular 17,760]

8 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

it's a learned Melbourne thing...we're really good at it eh

Well at least we are good at one thing. 

[Demonland 74,430]

Has the wind changed direction?

[The Stewster 220]

3 minutes ago, jules7 said:

Spargo needs to be delisted. 

At 1/2 time?

[ICU2 Jerry Jerry 257]

You can truly see our lack of football IQ when we play in the wind or the rain. Stand in the wrong spots, run to the wrong spots, kick to the wrong spots, overuse the blind handball

Dumb as dogshit

[FireInTheBennelly 4,104]

Stick a tackle, for crying out loud!

[Demonland 74,430]

Oh Lever

[Dee Zephyr 19,311]

Wow Lever 

[Gorgoroth 13,220]

Jones needs to play half forward, only one who is hitting a target into f50.

[beelzebub 23,392]

I'll be very sad if the Fritter goes 

[Demon Dynasty 17,165]

Getting beaten to many loose ground balls more often than not.  

[RalphiusMaximus 6,112]

North seem to have reinterpreted "the shinboner spirit" to mean they drop like their shinbones have been removed the moment someone looks at them.

[beelzebub 23,392]

Just now, Gorgoroth said:

Jones needs to play half forward, only one who is hitting a target into f50.

Jones needs to play tiddly winks in a bar watching the game

[Demonland 74,430]

Field umpires killing us. 

[Demon Dynasty 17,165]

Wow Spargo nice kick to the advantage of Norf.

Not even VFL standard.

[Mel Bourne 4,541]

Jake Lever is an average footballer but at least he was expensive. 

[beelzebub 23,392]

2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Field umpires killing us. 

we're doing a better job though!!

[—coach— 3,496]

CAN ONE OF OUR FORWARDS ACTUALLY GO UP FOR A MARK!!!!

[Demonland 74,430]

Clone Max and just play 22 of him.