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3 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Zac Williams has done a hammy for GWS.

Mumford very crass late takle (/knee/swinging arm) has ended Murphy's day (suspect broken ribs or something)

He should get 1 week if not 2

4 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Zac Williams has done a hammy for GWS.

And Mummy could be suspended for a hit on Murphy. Even if it's judged as accidental Murphy has gone to hospital so you think Mummy's in strife.

In an incident that is likely to draw the attention of Match Review Officer Michael Christian, the right knee of the Giants' ruckman made forceful contact with Murphy's rib region.

 

This belting actually helps us. Giants have had a training run and will be in for a big shock against a good contested side.

1 minute ago, At the break of Gawn said:

This belting actually helps us. Giants have had a training run and will be in for a big shock against a good contested side.

Hope so. I was thinking the same thing

 
2 hours ago, Vagg said:

Anyone understand why Carlton would have to wear white against GWS?  How on earth would Navy Blue (with white shorts) clash with the GWS colours?  Defies logic.  Yeah.  I know.  It's the AFL.  Nuff said...!

FC even in the black and white TV era one could tell the difference between North Melbourne and Colonwood on a wet muddy day!

This clash jumper stuff is all about AFL marketing (as is just about everything else AFL).

1 hour ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Mumford very crass late takle (/knee/swinging arm) has ended Murphy's day (suspect broken ribs or something)

He should get 1 week if not 2

 

1 hour ago, The Lobster Effect said:

And Mummy could be suspended for a hit on Murphy. Even if it's judged as accidental Murphy has gone to hospital so you think Mummy's in strife.

In an incident that is likely to draw the attention of Match Review Officer Michael Christian, the right knee of the Giants' ruckman made forceful contact with Murphy's rib region.

Christian:  "Mmmmm.  Mumford.  Looked bad, but who are GW$$$ playing next week?"

Marketing team: "Melbourne"

Christian: "Mmmm.  He does have a record, doesn't he, so we will have to appear to do something.  Mmmm.  I know, a suspended sentence.  Haven't tried that lurk for a while"

Mumford should be retired, suspended or both permanently before he kills someone.


1 hour ago, america de cali said:

Mumford should be retired, suspended or both permanently before he kills someone.

Shane Mumford's answer to a question about his big hit on Cats midfielder Mitch Duncan in 2016 after he retired from the Swans.

"I got Kieren Jack with a ripper years ago when I was playing with Geelong, back in the days when you could run through people and not worry about getting suspended. He didn't see me coming and I left him on the ground coughing and wheezing, and that was probably a better one."

This is his thought process and I don't think he has changed at all. He should have stayed retired. He is a blight on the game.

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59 minutes ago, america de cali said:

Mumford should be retired, suspended or both permanently before he kills someone.

If Mumford plays then we play Preuss and let them go toe to toe...

My money would be on Preuss.

3 hours ago, titan_uranus said:

Same as asking why we wore our red-backed jumper on Friday night. We played West Coast in Perth twice last year and wore our normal jumper with white shorts both times. There's no clash at all between their royal blue/yellow and our navy blue.

Absolutely!  But that was a couple of nights ago, and I've slept since then!  LOL

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