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On 1/4/2019 at 1:39 PM, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

He was a pretty handy pinch hitter as a forward on his day too (mainly later in his career I seem to remember).  Probably struck a bit of Tony Lockett fear factor into anyone that got into his space, but was a dam good kick for goal as well and didn't waste many opertunities.

Irresponsible, I know, but that memory was a reality and it still makes me smile with great enjoyment of his game.

 
43 minutes ago, McQueen said:

How’s the relationship with your folks?

Good with binmum. Not so great with binman snr.

20 hours ago, puntkick said:

Speaking of the above hello hello !

A very nasty post [censored] kick ! If you are not more careful, I shall bring you out to The Manor and give you a jolly good traumatising!

 

My first name begins with D and surname with a Z

Hence DeeZee

Really... someone would need to ask ?? ?


12 hours ago, DeeZee said:

My first name begins with D and surname with a Z

Hence DeeZee

shouldn't that be DeeZed? ?

Ten points for anyone who knows the movie mine is taken from.

19 minutes ago, Dappa Dan said:

Ten points for anyone who knows the movie mine is taken from.

O Brother ?

 
59 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

shouldn't that be DeeZed? ?

DeeZee rhymes better ?

37 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

O Brother ?

Correct. Not well known these days.


33 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

OK. But why not DeadZed, then?

That would be misleading as I’m still alive

1 hour ago, Dappa Dan said:

Correct. Not well known these days.

How do I redeem my points ? :)

Just wanted something with Hell in it because we Demons live in Hell. 

If it wasn't such a long name I would have chosen  "Hell ain't a bad place to be ".

 

8 hours ago, daisycutter said:

shouldn't that be DeeZed? ?

capitol idea 'dc'...  capitol.!  ?


8 hours ago, DeeZee said:

That would be misleading as I’m still alive

make it DeeZ, then everyone is happy and order is restored to the universe

25 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

make it DeeZ, then everyone is happy and order is restored to the universe

Sure , if you change yours to Dayzee Slicer

8 minutes ago, DeeZee said:

Sure , if you change yours to Dayzee Slicer

thanks, but after a microsecond of deep thought i decided to reject your generous offer.......?

28 minutes ago, DeeZee said:

Sure , if you change yours to Dayzee Slicer

That's a great user name, highly recommend as a variation of yours dc 

36 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

That's a great user name, highly recommend as a variation of yours dc 

and lunarpenumbra would be a great name for you, moonie 


17 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

and lunarpenumbra would be a great name for you, moonie 

Nice, had to google that, but I like your big word, pretend intelect style dc

10 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Nice, had to google that, but I like your big word, pretend intelect style dc

life is just one big illusion, moonie, enjoy while you can

23 hours ago, daisycutter said:

shouldn't that be DeeZed? ?

The last bloke I heard of who called himself Zed got killed by Marsellus Wallace and got his chopper stolen.

 
15 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Nice, had to google that, but I like your big word, pretend intelect style dc

If you like that. Try this one. Theia shadow. 

1 hour ago, It's Time said:

If you like that. Try this one. Theia shadow. 

Personally, I think people who try to impress using big or unusual words are quite oleaginous.

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