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16 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bloody hell SWYL, you sleazing around in Asia ..again?

You'd just about be eligible for citizenship!

Have a great Christmas … and have a green curry for me …. but be sure to slosh it down with a few Singhas ...or similar.

Will do mate

prefer the Heineken’s and the odd Thai Whiskey ? 

 
16 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well once I would have adopted the bah humbug line.

But I'm a reborn citizen.

 I'll have all my fellow Demonlanders know that I'm a reformed character. No more sleaze or smut. No more bannings or deleted posts. No more multiple shamings on MeToo .

I'm an empathic and sensitive male, ready to embrace a new world of equality.

Bahahahaha!!!

16 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well once I would have adopted the bah humbug line.

But I'm a reborn citizen.

 I'll have all my fellow Demonlanders know that I'm a reformed character. No more sleaze or smut. No more bannings or deleted posts. No more multiple shamings on MeToo .

I'm an empathic and sensitive male, ready to embrace a new world of equality.

Crikey, is this the second coming?

 

I hope everyone is having a great Christmas...

I'm pretty sure we're all looking forward to that other season ahead.

Stay safe and enjoy the festive season.


3 hours ago, dl4e said:

Happy xmas deelanders. I will do what any atheist does on crissy day and get sloshed and dream of a demon flag.

happy atheistmas, dl4e.

nothing for agnostics though. if they can't make up their mind they don't deserve a holiday

3 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Crikey, is this the second coming?

nah. uncle has regular epithanies, but is a notorious recidivist

 
2 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

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cheers Jack.

 

Is that, a very dark blue background I see, behind the very warm statement ?

It could do with some extra 'deep heat' flames, on there ?

.

I just i got home , i'm so f"n happy f happy right now Merry Christmas all you good folk,and a happy new f new year?


23 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Crikey, is this the second coming?

Nah,  just  u.n.c.l.e.  Bitter. 

Having his 5 seconds.

Greetings to all Demonlanders from rainy Nanjing. I'll be back in time for the JLT fiasco and looking forward to a big year ahead. Let's all lift our games to new heights this year!

Go Dees!

Christmas seems to be a more extended event these days.

The usual excesses no longer able to satisfy an insatiable desire to embrace demon success.

And so I return to Demonland where dreams are manufactured and destroyed in every thread.

Thanks for contributing to The enjoyment.

May we all have the pleasures of our illusions converted into a more tangible result. May we have more training reports, accurate and inaccurate projections and just plain silliness to keep us appropriately diverted and allow us to enjoy the results.

If the team is to take us on that successful journey we as supporters must also raise or standards.

Coming from a low base I've already completed a PB

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