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Awesome team, we’ll be eclipsing GWS for membership numbers at this rate.

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    Please let me know how to join. Such a life line for me.

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    Hi Andy,

    i would love to make a donation again but cannot find the banking details. Sorry in advance if they are in an obvious place.?

    Thanks to the team for the great work you all do.

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    Currently there's a bit of a cash flow issue at The Manor. The maid is demanding a pay rise or she'll Rob Doyle me and The Lads appetite for coca leaf seems insatiable.

    Nonetheless, I'll sell off a quarter decent shiraz and kick in.

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    11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Currently there's a bit of a cash flow issue at The Manor. The maid is demanding a pay rise or she'll Rob Doyle me and The Lads appetite for coca leaf seems insatiable.

    Nonetheless, I'll sell off a quarter decent shiraz and kick in.

    Your maid needs more than a pay rise, she needs danger money. Though you have said she gets a ' bonus ' for a deees victory.

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    Will a pineapple from the Pineapple be enough ??

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    2 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

    Your maid needs more than a pay rise, she needs danger money. Though you have said she gets a ' bonus ' for a deees victory.

    Yes but wearing the Megan mask has created a whole new log of claims

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    1 hour ago, jane02 said:

    Hi Andy,

    i would love to make a donation again but cannot find the banking details. Sorry in advance if they are in an obvious place.?

    Thanks to the team for the great work you all do.

    You can donate securely using a credit card through PayPal (without signing up to PayPal). If you want to donate via direct deposit then PM me. 

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    39 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Currently there's a bit of a cash flow issue at The Manor. The maid is demanding a pay rise or she'll Rob Doyle me and The Lads appetite for coca leaf seems insatiable.

    Nonetheless, I'll sell off a quarter decent shiraz and kick in.

    Nobody is required to contribute especially if you are hard up yourself (pun intended). 

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    14 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Thank you to those who have contributed. I'll make sure Nasher is looked after too. 

    Yes, BBO has told me he wishes to donate 12 of his best reds to him

    But the only hitch is Gnasher will have to make a trip to the Romsey manor to collect

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    Hi all, I’ll be making a change at around 10pm to point the site at the new server. Since the new server isn’t actually online until 2am, this means the site will go down once I make the change and won’t come back up until after 2am.

    I am doing it so early because I am not as good at staying up until 2am as I used to be.

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    29 minutes ago, Nasher said:

    Hi all, I’ll be making a change at around 10pm to point the site at the new server. Since the new server isn’t actually online until 2am, this means the site will go down once I make the change and won’t come back up until after 2am.

    I am doing it so early because I am not as good at staying up until 2am as I used to be.

    If you go to sleep who will be riding the exercise bike that runs Demonland?

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    Well done to all :)

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