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GAME DAY - ROUND 3

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Ben brown is a weak as [censored] diver

 

Umpires..........absolutely disgraceful.

More charity to Brown and the lead is reduced to 8. Funk they are getting some gifts. 


Lewis' goal.

 

Hahahaha this [censored] umpiring

 


That’s 4 goals to the umps. 3 to them and 1 to us. 

Lol brown being pantsed and needs to fake it for frees.

Just now, praha said:

Lewis' goal.

Seeing as he has helped to set up plenty so far, I'll let him off for one of those.

7 minutes ago, ding said:

We now lead by 19 points. Foot to the throat time boys 

Apparently not 

Leadership lacking


6 minutes ago, SFebey said:

Just realised Matt Nicholls is umpiring, I rest my case

Can't sneeze near him, he'll take it personally.

Has had it in for Max ever since he thumped one of his sh!thouse bounces away a couple of years ago. Blokes jealous Max can grow more hair on his chin than he can on his head.

Lever has been shocking. Disposals are pure shizen

1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

Can't sneeze near him, he'll take it personally.

Has had it in for Max ever since he thumped one of his sh!thouse bounces away a couple of years ago. Blokes jealous Max can grow more hair on his chin than he can on his head.

Its a disgrace, every game he umpires with us playing is questionable

Tom Bugg is back 

2 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

Can't sneeze near him, he'll take it personally.

Has had it in for Max ever since he thumped one of his sh!thouse bounces away a couple of years ago. Blokes jealous Max can grow more hair on his chin than he can on his head.

 


3 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

Can't sneeze near him, he'll take it personally.

Has had it in for Max ever since he thumped one of his sh!thouse bounces away a couple of years ago. Blokes jealous Max can grow more hair on his chin than he can on his head.

I think he screwed us against north in a game in the last couple of years too

 

3 weeks in and still none of our coaches have figured out how to set up the forward line without McDonald. 

We are still bombing it in and wasting opportunities. 

This will go down to the wire, and I’m not convinced the results will go our way. Mentally they know they’ve got us beat the past 17 games. They have that edge. In a close game I don’t think we win. 

Oh Buggy!  Could have had 4 going in to half time!

Obviously a much better second term and they were getting a real leg up from the umps.  

We need to go on and finish them off now!


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