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Roosy says "It's a good time to be a Dees supporter"

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I like that Roosy identifies as a Melbourne supporter still. I heard him say it to Iron Mike and he still says it.

I assume when his 'boys' pass through the club, he will go back to being a Swan and I wouldn't begrudge him that.

 

I'm 100% behind Roos - think he is on the money. I would love to see us spending more money in the areas of injury prevention and management. However, you cant spend what you dont have -so our big danger would be a horror run of injuries. I look forward to us growing our memberships and average crowds then things will change - then we are less in the hands of injuries.  


Paul Roos help to build a strong foundation for us to be successful in the near future and for that l forever thank him. Hope your a Demon supporter for life.

12 hours ago, Wiseblood said:

Clearly nobody passed the news on to SWYL.  Poor fellow.

Haha such a funny little fellow you are Wise, humour right on the edge

Lenny Bruce would have been proud

King Roosy to be on commentary when we win the flag. 

 
5 minutes ago, MurDoc516 said:

King Roosy to be on commentary when we win the flag. 

Now that would be good!!

”Here it is..”


3 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

He's a horrendous commentator.

 

3 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

He's a horrendous commentator.

Who cares? So was Barassi. But I'd listen to them, both, any day ahead of what we get in the media today. 

4 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

He's a horrendous commentator.

I'm not picky when it comes to commentators, i'm more focused on the game and the commentary is background noise. 

2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

You won't need to listen to him as you will be at the game. :P

 

Or listening to it on a live completely biased Demonland Podcast - hehehe


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7 minutes ago, DaveyDee said:

Or listening to it on a live completely biased Demonland Podcast - hehehe

I hate to break it to you but I'll be at the game too (without my equipment). Although I could stream live from my phone but I'd be too nervous. Perhaps I'll do the last quarter when we're 48 points up at 3/4 quarter time. Oops we've blown lead like that in the past.

15 minutes ago, MurDoc516 said:

I'm not picky when it comes to commentators, i'm more focused on the game and the commentary is background noise. 

Yep. There’s hardly any commentators left. Most of them have turned into “Special Comments” and it’s terrible listening.

Adam Papalia and Brenton Speed seem a tad refreshing, those two actually call the game.

9 minutes ago, DaveyDee said:

Or listening to it on a live completely biased Demonland Podcast - hehehe

Our version of press red for Ed = press green for grapeviney

23 minutes ago, small but forward said:

Our version of press red for Ed = press green for grapeviney

When she was 5, my niece 'wrote a book' about going to the football with me. 

The only thing I say in the book is "Oh no, oh no, oh no" over and over again on every page, which is pretty much what you'd get if I was calling the game. 

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2 minutes ago, Grapeviney said:

When she was 5, my niece 'wrote a book' about going to the football with me. 

The only thing I say in the book is "Oh no, oh no, oh no" over and over again on every page, which is pretty much what you'd get if I was calling the game. 

I'd be out of breath from pacing back and forth. Being a Melbourne fan is not good for the ticker despite the added exercise from the pacing. 

Can't we just destroy teams every week so I can enjoy the game. Is that too much to ask. 


9 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Can't we just destroy teams every week 

That would make awesome podcasts - so Im happy to support you on that request. 

14 minutes ago, Grapeviney said:

When she was 5, my niece 'wrote a book' about going to the football with me. 

The only thing I say in the book is "Oh no, oh no, oh no" over and over again on every page, which is pretty much what you'd get if I was calling the game. 

No expletives? No complaining at umpiring decision? No justification for Demons players getting all the votes 3,2,1 win, loss ( which obviously we will never have to consider) or draw? Maybe when the opposition do get a touch we have our own catch cry  "Oh no, oh no, oh no"

Yeah - if my son had to write a book about our time at the footy, it would probably be called “Oh, that’s bull$h!t!!”

 

Paul (and all those other scribes), please don't talk us up.

Broken expectations have almost killed me over recent seasons.

If we make finals fine, anything short of that, forget it.

 

Just now, small but forward said:

Yeah - if my son had to write a book about our time at the footy, it would probably be called “Oh, that’s bull$h!t!!”

Mine would be called "F*&K my life - the story of a Melbourne supporter"


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