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Round 21 - Non MFC Matches

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Greene is a phenomenal footballer.

 
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GWS doing us a favour, for once we need to capitalise.

8 point loss for the Dogs if this keeps up, percentage now 98.5% and GWS consolidating a hold on a home final over a Richmond/Geelong charge

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7 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Would they cancel each other out and the booing becomes cheering? 

Adam Goodes won several gongs this way.

Whenever I giot the football,the crowd got excited- because they knew something humorous would happen.


8 minutes ago, Wrecked Owl Dees Function said:

GWS doing us a favour, for once we need to capitalise.

Exactly. This result will be as meaningless as Hawthorn's crucial upset against Sydney, right before we played North Melbourne. All the stars were aligning for us to mount a challenge for top 4; instead we're fighting for scraps outside the 8.

If we fail to capitalise, again, just put a fork in us. We're cooked.

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Why is BT suddenly calling Patton Payton?

2 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

Why is BT suddenly calling Patton Payton?

The same reason Basil calls Pedersen Colin Garland.

 
1 minute ago, Deestroy All said:

Why is BT suddenly calling Patton Payton?

Because his IQ is about par with GWS Score right now.


1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Is one of Heath Shaw's legs shorter than the other? 

The middle one certainly is.

McLean shirked two contests towards the end of the game, very soft. 

Good result for us, even with the umpires the Dogs are very average.

 

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Geez thats a bad song 

Patton is a jet - will be a top 5 player in the comp in a year or two me thinks.


8 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

Why is BT suddenly calling Patton Payton?

Anything to do with being a total moron?

5 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Is one of Heath Shaw's legs shorter than the other? 

Not sure....maybe one is longer than the other?

2 minutes ago, danielE288 said:

Geez thats a bad song 

Just one more of so many reasons to hope that they don't make the GF, let alone win the flag. 

4 minutes ago, danielE288 said:

Geez thats a bad song 

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I was my understanding the raised foot in a marking situation was permitted so the person going for the mark with their arms raised could protect their body. Raised foot or leg but not a kick. It could be argued that Greene's was a handball receive not a marking attempt and he wasn't under any excessive physical danger that would justify raising his foot to head height. To me it looked like he wanted to disable the opponent's ability to tackle and the foot impact was intentional, almost a kicking action.

13 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

Why is BT suddenly calling Patton Payton?

the words after BT are superfluous.


Someone take Dahlhaus to see Carltons doctor immediately!

brain haemorrhage - by midweek he'll be right to play

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Call me crazy but pretty sure you can't chuck Norris a bloke in the head outside of a marking contest. 

Should get 2 weeks for that. Cannot get just one based on bad record I think

2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Some take Dahlhaus to see Carltons doctor immediately!

brain haemorrhage - by midweek he'll be right to play

"After sewing his head back on, we think he's a chance this week."

 
13 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Tim Watson still campaigning for Greene to be suspended. 

Tim Watson is a campaigner after all


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