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How's everyone coping?

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49 minutes ago, Killer said:

Love this song  Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo They got surfin too

 

Written in 1972 and it is still so spot on 45 years later..

 
4 hours ago, DaisyDeeciple said:

I'm a nervous wreck working out how to get home for finals, I nearly broke my lap top 3 times watching the game on Sunday, I spend alot of time in Google and medical websites reading about recovery from injuries, I dearly miss having all the Essendon, Pies and Carlton supporters I know around to give it to them. On top of that I spend far too long in the funny reading this website when I should be working. And I will probably nuke my career if we win this weekend because I'm going to call Downer in London and give it to him.

Think Downer came home on the return flight with the Elisabethean.

Try ringing the Abbott he's on the return flight.

Apart from that I'm holding my head above water atm just like the Dees 

10 hours ago, puntkick said:

Think Downer came home on the return flight with the Elisabethean.

Try ringing the Abbott he's on the return flight.

Apart from that I'm holding my head above water atm just like the Dees 

Doesn't Demonland impose bans on posters who make unsubstantiated statements which get everybody's hopes up? I know it's not about the MFC, but unless puntkick can substantiate his second line, I think he deserves a holiday.


How's everyone coping? Well, Demons prospects are one the up, so I'm not coping well. I'm too far out of my comfort zone.

Terry Wallets in SEN has elected the MFC as having the most upside of any side leading into September.

Cited the important players to come back and Gawn and Hogan's likely improvement.

Now footy gods....it's our turn.

2 minutes ago, Stretch Johnson said:

Terry Wallets in SEN has elected the MFC as having the most upside of any side leading into September.

Cited the important players to come back and Gawn and Hogan's likely improvement.

Now footy gods....it's our turn.

That's a mozz if ever I've heard one.

Bloody Wallet.

 

Wallace knows what it's like to barrack for Melbourne so he should know not to talk us up.

Gawn and Hogan are more likely to struggle with form and an ability to run out games, than they are to run into form and fitness and get better. 

Thankfully they are class players who can contribute giving 60% of their output.

Another benefit is you don't lose height being out of form...

I expect them to struggle but contribute.


44 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

That's a mozz if ever I've heard one.

Bloody Wallet.

For all his faults and he has plenty at least he takes his footy anaylisis seriously. He is not one of the plethora of media "personalities" who live on past glories and just speak rubbish.

Everything he says is researched. I don't necessarily agree with him but you know he has put the time in to actually have an opinion when he speaks.

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  • 1.a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline:"she was in a mood to tell jokes"
3 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Doesn't Demonland impose bans on posters who make unsubstantiated statements which get everybody's hopes up? 

GNF would have twelve life bans if this were the case.

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On 11 July 2017 at 8:23 PM, Mazer Rackham said:

Lots of sound and fury in the media atm.

Clarry, Bugg, Clarry again, ANB/Lewis/30 seconds, Cripps and his poor old leg, thuggery, unsociable, all kinds of stuff. Much most of it unfair or uninformed or just ignorant.


That guys and gals is the sound of RELEVANCE.

No one bothers to dish out this stuff to teams that win 2 games a year.

They do it to teams that have [censored] them off by beating their team.


Other sides put up with this sh!t all the time.


We have waited years for this.

Did we go through the last decade so we could keep being everyone's "second team"?

No one fears or respects sad sacks or "second teams".


This is the payoff, What the wait was for.

We don't need their approval, their sympathy, their anything.

Let them rage and fume. Fuggem.


Meanwhile we will keep winning, and then win some more. And then win some more just to rub it in.

GO DEMONS!

 

Love it!!!

I'm finding that winning doesn't reduce altercations, in fact to the contrary, but it's far more satisfying.....


Put the foot down even harder Demons, slam her into Top Gear. 

Norm Smith wasn't universally loved during his time either

my Uncle is a Richmond tragic and often reminds me how much we were hated back then

4 hours ago, Tony Tea said:

Wallace knows what it's like to barrack for Melbourne so he should know not to talk us up.

I thought he would have lost a little sympathy following an encounter with "Balls" Grinter .

I'm chitten briks !

But as confident as a catholic cardinal in ballarat !

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