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Riddle Me This

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2 minutes ago, GawnWithTheWind said:

Riddler, has no one guessed correctly yet?

Negative questions....hmmmf.

Yes, does that mean correct, no one has guessed or correct guess? You are playing into the Riddler's hands.

 
17 hours ago, The Riddler said:

Well, well, well. After a two year hiatus, the Riddler has decided to return. Entering the second week of a tumultuous trade period in which we've seen unexpected chess moves and the demise of player loyalty, there are bound to be rumours floating around the airwaves. Will Jordan Lewis arrive? Will the Hibberd deal go through? Is there any truth to the Kurt Tippett murmurings? But fear not, for the Riddler does not deal in speculation. The Riddler only deals in cold, hard, facts. Contained in this Riddle is perhaps the key to the future of the Melbourne Demons. Unlock it, if you dare.

Riddle me this: Which player spreads both butter and his wings, yet remains ocean-bound?

Has anyone guessed correctly yet?

I think if it was guessed correctly, Riddler would let us know.

 

 

If that were the case it's none of these -

K. Tippet

J. Lewis

T. Goldstein

A. Gaff

J. Lyons

K. Buoy

N. Fyfe

M. Goatflaps

J. Kennedy

T. Cutler

D. Towers

D. Swallow

C. Wingard

T. Nankervis

D. Prestia

H. Ballantyne

T. Rockliff

J. Darling

J. Lever

 

 

2 minutes ago, Skuit said:

M. Goatflaps

 

 

 

 

lol


The key to Melbourne's future. Unlock it if you dare. There's a few Lauchie's floating about the AFL . . .

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5 minutes ago, Skuit said:

If that were the case it's none of these -

K. Tippet

 

J. Lewis

 

T. Goldstein

 

A. Gaff

 

J. Lyons

 

K. Buoy

 

N. Fyfe

 

M. Goatflaps

 

J. Kennedy

 

T. Cutler

 

D. Towers

 

D. Swallow

 

C. Wingard

 

T. Nankervis

 

D. Prestia

 

H. Ballantyne

 

T. Rockliff

 

J. Darling

 

J. Lever

 

 

 

The player plays for a club one of the mentioned players plays for. However, I can confirm that club is not the club of M.Goatflaps.

6 minutes ago, The Riddler said:

The player plays for a club one of the mentioned players plays for. However, I can confirm that club is not the club of M.Goatflaps.

Goddammit I was really hoping it'd be Goatflaps, had already put aside a spot on my duffel coat for his badge

Edited by Redbeard
Misspelling of Goatflaps!

 

Swans, Crows, WCE, Brisbane, Freo, GC, Port, North, Hawks...

We are getting warmer!

2 minutes ago, The Riddler said:

The player plays for a club one of the mentioned players plays for. However, I can confirm that club is not the club of M.Goatflaps.

Zac Dawson to the Dees on a 12 year multi million dollar deal?


I find it hard to believe if L.Neale is the player in question....

Just now, GawnWithTheWind said:

Swans, Crows, WCE, Brisbane, Freo, GC, Port, North, Hawks...

We are getting warmer!

so which of those clubs could offer us a ruck/fwd to support maxy?

Has to be Jonathon Griffin. 

Griffin has wings and there's a griffin knife. I'm not going to put together another Horatio Caine case about it though. 

Edited by Deestroy All

3 minutes ago, GawnWithTheWind said:

Swans, Crows, WCE, Brisbane, Freo, GC, Port, North, Hawks...

We are getting warmer!

Count out norf and Hawks as he said it's an interstate player, down to 7 clubs


7 minutes ago, Redbeard said:

Count out norf and Hawks as he said it's an interstate player, down to 7 clubs

Ooo yep, great call.

So we are down to Swans, Crows, WCE, Brisbane, Freo, GC, Port.... or all interstate clubs besides GWS.. haha

Edited by GawnWithTheWind

I think the Jon Griffin call is a good one.


The prefix inter- can denote 'between'. Such as a player who has played in two states . . .

Edited by Skuit

 

Not sure about the Riddler but I think next year's draft board has to be called "The Knifeduck Buoy Draft and Trading Board"

Ollie Wines?

Grew up in Echuca on the Murray River, now plays for Port. Port River?

Rivers run to the ocean. Remains Ocean bound?

i dunno...just having a stab.


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