Riddle Me This

[Satyriconhome 10,878]

58 minutes ago, monoccular said:

I haven't seen a lot of him, but my understanding was that his surname derived from his manner of kicking at goal. 

Gold    hopefully we are not interested  a NON from me

[Brayshaw Self 847]

47 minutes ago, Skuit said:

Well, well, well. After a two year hiatus, the Riddler has decided to return. Entering the second week of a tumultuous trade period in which we've seen unexpected chess moves and the demise of player loyalty, there are bound to be rumours floating around the airwaves. Will Jordan Lewis arrive? Will the Hibberd deal go through? Is there any truth to the Kurt Tippett murmurings? But fear not, for the Riddler does not deal in speculation. The Riddler only deals in cold, hard, facts. Contained in this Riddle is perhaps the key to the future of the Melbourne Demons. Unlock it, if you dare.

Riddle me this: Which player spreads both butter and his wings, yet remains ocean-bound?

Er?

Well, lock, key = Lachie Weller? 

Lock knife is a common type of knife.
He spreads hard on the wings
Docker (ocean bound)

Fills a need but re-signed this year.

[Sideshow Bob 2,386]

Lachie Henderson

Lock key

Henderson butter beans

(eddie) Henderson wrote/sun Butterfly (wings)

bound to Geelong (ocean)

 

 

[daisycutter 29,616]

he says "yet remains ocean bound". note he doesn't say "is/was/will be ocean bound"

this implies something about the player is related to the ocean rather than the existing club

[The Backyard Charizard 1,202]

19 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Jaeger O'Smeara.

Thanks to you Ethan the next 30 days (at least) there shall be a new me 

[CatFishPig 454]

I can't believe I keep coming back to this thread!!!!!

[BarnDee 287]

19 minutes ago, CatFishPig said:

I can't believe I keep coming back to this thread!!!!!

haha same here

[Left Foot Snap 2,403]

26 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

he says "yet remains ocean bound". note he doesn't say "is/was/will be ocean bound"

this implies something about the player is related to the ocean rather than the existing club

How about Tom Scully.

Scull is a type of boat - Knife is pretty self explanatory

[ManDee 7,148]

18 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

he says "yet remains ocean bound". note he doesn't say "is/was/will be ocean bound"

this implies something about the player is related to the ocean rather than the existing club

Darling - Harbour

Derrick - on ships

Fisher - der

Gaff -sailing

Jones Zac- davey jones locker - Swan - wings 

               Zac Jones

[kurtneverdied 244]

I'd say Barlow.
In the old days on the docks a "bar of butter" was used with the ropes involved. Stuck at a dock where ships are ocean bound.

Barlow's lark - Wikipedia

Type of bird

[daisycutter 29,616]

27 minutes ago, ManDee said:

Darling - Harbour

Derrick - on ships

Fisher - der

Gaff -sailing

Jones Zac- davey jones locker - Swan - wings 

               Zac Jones

jordan (river flows to ocean)

[Straight Sets Simon 23,113]

24 minutes ago, kurtneverdied said:

I'd say Barlow.
In the old days on the docks a "bar of butter" was used with the ropes involved. Stuck at a dock where ships are ocean bound.

Barlow's lark - Wikipedia

Type of bird

It's actually incredible that both Griffin and Barlow from Fremantle (bound by ocean) are a type or brand of knife and the name of something with wings.

[kurtneverdied 244]

Really Barlow is a brand of knife too!?

It's Barlow.

[Deestroy All 14,266]

There's practically a knife for every name you google. 

There's probably a Knifeduck Buoy knife. 

[AzzKikA 2,371]

 

[SFebes 4,884]

Rhys Stanley! - Stanley Knife!

[Skuit 10,031]

8 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

There's practically a knife for every name you google. 

There's probably a Knifeduck Buoy knife. 

I've just ordered a fixed-blade Viojo-Rainbow hunting knife on ebay.

[Skuit 10,031]

8 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

There's practically a knife for every name you google. 

There's probably a Knifeduck Buoy knife. 

What sort of psychopath would butter their sandwich with a Stanley knife? I want him at the club.

[kurtneverdied 244]

http://picclick.ca/Lot-of-10-Barlow-Bread-and-Butter-Knife-162189732910.html

Barlow is a butter knife

[daisycutter 29,616]

5 minutes ago, kurtneverdied said:

http://picclick.ca/Lot-of-10-Barlow-Bread-and-Butter-Knife-162189732910.html

Barlow is a butter knife

but would barlow be "the key to the future of the Melbourne Demons". i don't think so.

[kurtneverdied 244]

15 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

but would barlow be "the key to the future of the Melbourne Demons". i don't think so.

Hmmmm. Good point. Back to square one.....

 

[GawnWithTheWind 604]

Where has the riddler gone? We need another clue or a confession that this was all for his/her 'laffs.

If it was, well played

[The Riddler 17]

New clue: the player will become a free agent next year

[daisycutter 29,616]

well that fits Nathan Fyfe

[wheaters31 675]

List of 2017 free agents below...

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2016-05-13/the-2017-free-agents