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1 hour ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Cough up, ding. 

Like the rest of us.

Just received  a call from our life giver, to advise that Ding would like everyone to know that he has purchased a membership tonight. 

The win that keeps on giving....

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1 hour ago, bing181 said:

Is there an idea in here somewhere for Demonland? Not just sponsoring a player, but make a contribution elsewhere, where it can really have an effect and is needed.

Just saying.

Not the thread for it mate, but if you want to throw some cash into somthing cool and tangible, pm me, and I will show you the charity stuff i did last year. (You just need to promise not to tell anyone that faulty was a charity volunteer. Destroys my right-wing rep) 

 

schitt, my 1,000th post was non-Dees related. Damn

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On 05/08/2016 at 6:04 PM, Biffen said:

Become a Monk and live in a cave for the remainder of my days.

Any particular monastery you're heading to first Biff ? :rolleyes:

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On ‎4‎/‎08‎/‎2016 at 8:45 PM, McQueen said:

Expect that Petracca has sat Hodge on his  arse.

I think he did, didn't he

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On ‎5‎/‎08‎/‎2016 at 8:25 AM, DaisyDeeciple said:

Swim in the Trevi fountain

Photo required

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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, willmoy said:

Photo required

Police report also acceptable. 

Im sure the Italian police would be most understanding. 

Fare il bagno in fontana a causa del calcio
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On ‎5‎/‎08‎/‎2016 at 6:04 PM, Biffen said:

Become a Monk and live in a cave for the remainder of my days.

Shutter Island got some nice caves... just saying


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1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Any particular monastery you're heading to first Biff ? :rolleyes:

Gatwick Abbey? :)

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6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i know of a nice grotto in romsey, complete with a flock

Nice grotto? Or just grotto? And what is the collective term for lunatic alpacas anyway? :)

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I did a stint in a Buddhist Monastery to cope during the Neeld era so I can set Biff up with some robes,a nice cave in a Thailand jungle and 227 required moral precepts for a monk that he wont like.

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On 8/5/2016 at 8:41 PM, AdamFphlebeb said:

... not be entirely surprised, but bloody excited.

Still holds true. I'm not the only one excited either.

Posted
7 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

FMD the water is cold off Apollo Bay tonight. Loving every minute of it though! Especially after many beers....

What's the Trevi Fountain like DaisyDeeciple?

I did some research at half time, quite a few get arrwsted for it, am going down in my demons too early morning take a quivk selfie standing in the pool with my jumpet on and then ride like buggery on the bike.

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10 hours ago, Undeeterred said:

I'd get in a Datsun for 6 months in Romsey with BBO.

I'm afraid she will like it there better... She is an amazing cook, hate to lose her ?

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5 hours ago, DaisyDeeciple said:

I did some research at half time, quite a few get arrwsted for it, am going down in my demons too early morning take a quivk selfie standing in the pool with my jumpet on and then ride like buggery on the bike.

grab a few coins while you're in there Daisy.

If you get lost just remember that all roads actually lead there,

but it wasn't built in a day.

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9 hours ago, Emerald said:

I did a stint in a Buddhist Monastery to cope during the Neeld era so I can set Biff up with some robes,a nice cave in a Thailand jungle and 227 required moral precepts for a monk that he wont like.

I didn't catch the last bit but Thailand sounds nice.

Lock it in.

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