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All aboard the Oliver Express

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Got myself a pair of those AFL Sports Ears.

During the game on the weekend Mitch Robinson (who incidentally squeals like a stuck pig at EVERY umpire decision that goes against him), was having a go at Oliver re his appearance.

"Geeze mate, you make me look good" and many other colourful words to that effect.

How ever will young Clarry recover....  :rolleyes:

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    7 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

    Who is deadpool?

    Bugg?

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    9 minutes ago, JTR said:

    Got myself a pair of those AFL Sports Ears.

    During the game on the weekend Mitch Robinson (who incidentally squeals like a stuck pig at EVERY umpire decision that goes against him), was having a go at Oliver re his appearance.

    "Geeze mate, you make me look good" and many other colourful words to that effect.

    How ever will young Clarry recover....  :rolleyes:

    What are they?? Are they linked to the umps mic or something?

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    Daisy Pearce is Black widow

    Maybe Kent as Deadpool

    Hogan as the Hulk

    Gawn as Colossus

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    Beam me up Scotty............no intelligent life forms here.

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    Kent as Deadpool could work.

    Watts as Vision

    Garlett as Spider-Man 

    Vince as Cyclops

    Jones as Professor X

     

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    And those without a sense of fun are even of lower intelligence?

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    4 minutes ago, DeeZee said:

    And those without a sense of fun are even of lower intelligence?

    And you don't think, " Beam me up Scotty............no intelligent life forms here." is funny?

    Note to self, learn to explain irony.

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    3 minutes ago, ManDee said:

    And you don't think, " Beam me up Scotty............no intelligent life forms here." is funny?

    Note to self, learn to explain irony.

    Clearly a dig at posters intelligence

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    Clayton Oliver-Clarry Choo Choo

    how old are you Picket?

    either inutero or dementia

    cannot be anything else!! :)

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    1 hour ago, Gorgoroth said:

    Who is deadpool?

    Max Gawn 

    purely for his comedy 

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    Whatever virus infected the "no TS no BS" thread has finally begun spreading.

    Or, the old one has gotten old enough to spawn.

    Either way, it's a worry.

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    49 minutes ago, DeeZee said:

    Clearly a dig at posters intelligence

    It would appear that you may be right.

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    33 minutes ago, Skuit said:

    What just happened?

    Appears to be grown men discussing what I'm assuming are either cartoon characters or superheroes. 

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    18 minutes ago, ManDee said:

    It would appear that you may be right.

    Please make up your mind Mr Holier than thou ...lol

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    9 minutes ago, DeeZee said:

    Please make up your mind Mr Holier than thou ...lol

    I may have been inadvertently right.

     

    Edit:- No more from me on this. Back to topic Mr Oliver

    Edited by ManDee

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    4 minutes ago, ManDee said:

    I may have been inadvertently right.

    More like a misconception

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    1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

    Clarries 'do' doesn't do him any favours.

    He looks a bit like a 1940s cartoon character kinda Popeye esque with those big arms

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    3 hours ago, praha said:

    Anyone else cringe for a second when he gets the ball thinking it's McKenzie? Might take me a while to get used to it.

    old joke ------ time to move on

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    2 hours ago, monoccular said:

    old joke ------ time to move on

    I'm not even joking. I still have this issue.

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