Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Who would you most want to play against in a Grand Final?

Select up to three options 72 members have voted

  1. 1. Whose your preferred big dance partner?

    • Adelaide
      0
    • Brisbane
      0
    • Carlton
      2
    • Collingwood
      25
    • Essendon
      5
    • Fremantle
      1
    • Geelong
      2
    • Gold Coast
      2
    • GWS
      2
    • Hawthorn
      11
    • North Melbourne
      0
    • Port Adelaide
      1
    • Richmond
      13
    • St Kilda
      1
    • Sydney
      1
    • West Coast
      1
    • Western Bulldogs
      2

Please sign in or register to vote in this poll.

Featured Replies

Posted

Who knows when we'll get there, but who do you want to play against most of all when we do?

Edited by P-man

 

Melbourne 2013

 

Play... Not sure, prob don't care.

Beat... Now that's a different kettle of fish! Richmond, Essendon, Norf, pies, but most of all Carlton.


 
3 minutes ago, Good Times Grimes said:

How could anybody pick anyone other than Richmond?

Because playing Richmond would require them winning an Elimination Final.

We like to keep things realistic here.

Edited by Scythe

  • Author
5 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

One NAB Challenge win is all it takes.

Nothing to do with it actually.

Was thinking about the upcoming game against the Dogs, and how I don't mind the Dogs, and how a GF against them one day would be a good thing for football.


Who would you most want to play against in a Grand Final?

The loser.

Collingwood so that we could resume our tradition of beating them in "record attendance" Grand Finals. I also want to beat them by a point after the siren.

 


1 minute ago, CBDees said:

Collingwood so that we could resume our tradition of beating them in "record attendance" Grand Finals. I also want to beat them by a point after the siren.

 

Absolute rubbish CBD

12 goals in front at half time and win by 15 at the final siren.

By then there will only be dees supporters in the MCG .

Lovely!!!!

2 minutes ago, old dee said:

Absolute rubbish CBD

12 goals in front at half time and win by 15 at the final siren.

By then there will only be dees supporters in the MCG .

Lovely!!!!

That also would be good but I would also like Eddie to still be there at the very end so that he can hear the Demonlanders sing "It's a grand Ol flag'!

4 minutes ago, old dee said:

Absolute rubbish CBD

12 goals in front at half time and win by 15 at the final siren.

By then there will only be dees supporters in the MCG .

Lovely!!!!

Only 15... If we are up by 12 goals at half time I'd want a 20+ goal win.

West Coast and Watts can take a speccy over Nic Nat in the goal square to kick the winning goal

Or we beat Essendon to a pulp for payback for 2000

Or we beat Hawthorn by playing their brand of anti-social football

Or Collingwood with The Weed kicking 8

Actually all four, one year at a time


2 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

Only 15... If we are up by 12 goals at half time I'd want a 20+ goal win.

Slacked off in the second half  and the only interest was would Hogan kick ten or would Watts add to his five from  the first half .

Any minute now I am going to wake up!!!!

Collingwood...by 100 points....lets not mess around here...I want to see Eddie...go right off the planet....be bloody marvelous it would...hehehehe

 

otherwise not fussed.....who ever remembers 2nd anyways  :rolleyes:

30 minutes ago, P-man said:

I did however vote Richmond :)

As did I

 
16 minutes ago, old dee said:

Absolute rubbish CBD

12 goals in front at half time and win by 15 at the final siren.

By then there will only be dees supporters in the MCG .

Lovely!!!!

That's because all of the Pies supporters will be waiting outside with bricks and wooden clubs.

Id like to play an expansion club with no fans as it will mean the dees members will all get in.

 

Id love to beat whoever has been dominant the years previous. Ie hawks now. Would prove we were the best.

Id say essendon but iwant that club to rot in hell and win 8 games over the next 10 years.


Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Featured Content

  • Welcome to Demonland: Steven King

    The Melbourne Football Club has selected a new coach for the 2026 season appointing Geelong Football Club assistant coach Steven King to the head role.

      • Shocked
      • Thumb Down
      • Clap
      • Haha
      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 613 replies
  • AFLW PREVIEW: Port Adelaide

    The undefeated Demons venture across the continent to the spiritual home of the Port Adelaide Football Club on Saturday afternoon for the inaugural match for premiership points between these long-historied clubs. Alberton Oval will however, be a ground familiar to our players following a practice match there last year. We lost both the game and Liv Purcell, who missed 7 home and away matches after suffering facial fractures in the dying moments of the game.

      • Love
      • Thanks
    • 1 reply
  • AFLW REPORT: Richmond

    A glorious sunny afternoon with a typically strong Casey Fields breeze favouring the city end greeted this round four clash of the undefeated Narrm against the winless Tigers. Pre-match, the teams entered the ground through the Deearmy’s inclusive banner—"Narrm Football Weaving Communities Together and then Warumungu/Yawuru woman and Fox Boundary Rider, Megan Waters, gave the official acknowledgement of country. Any concerns that Collingwood’s strategy of last week to discombobulate the Dees would be replicated by Ryan Ferguson and his Tigers evaporated in the second quarter when Richmond failed to use the wind advantage and Narrm scored three unanswered goals. 

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 4 replies
  • CASEY: Frankston

    The late-season run of Casey wins was broken in their first semifinal against Frankston in a heartbreaking end at Kinetic Stadium on Saturday night that in many respects reflected their entire season. When they were bad, they committed all of the football transgressions, including poor disposal, indiscipline, an inability to exert pressure, and some terrible decision-making, as exemplified by the period in the game when they conceded nine unanswered goals from early in the second quarter until halfway through the third term. You rarely win when you do this.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 0 replies
  • AFLW PREVIEW: Richmond

    Round four kicks off early Saturday afternoon at Casey Fields, as the mighty Narrm host the winless Richmond Tigers in the second week of Indigenous Round celebrations. With ideal footy conditions forecast—20 degrees, overcast skies, and a gentle breeze — expect a fast-paced contest. Narrm enters with momentum and a dangerous forward line, while Richmond is still searching for its first win. With key injuries on both sides and pride on the line, this clash promises plenty.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 3 replies
  • AFLW REPORT: Collingwood

    Expectations of a comfortable win for Narrm at Victoria Park quickly evaporated as the match turned into a tense nail-biter. After a confident start by the Demons, the Pies piled on pressure and forced red and blue supporters to hold their collective breath until after the final siren. In a frenetic, physical contest, it was Captain Kate’s clutch last quarter goal and a missed shot from Collingwood’s Grace Campbell after the siren which sealed a thrilling 4-point win. Finally, Narrm supporters could breathe easy.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 2 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.