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My 3 word player analysis v Pt Adelaide

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Garlett - had little influence

Hogan - didn't take chances

Fitzpatrick - back to reality

M.Jones - an irrelevant performance

Lumumba - just a game

Spencer - some comical efforts

Pedersen - provided a target

Bail - couldn't justify selection

Vince - tried but failed

Brayshaw - was never disgraced

Cross - gave his all

Dunn - tried but loose

Garland - was not embarrassed

Grimes - our best defender

Howe - insipid and irrelevant

Jetta - needed the run

N. Jones - poor 3 quarters

McDonald - forgot one percenters

Toumpas - a slow liability

vandenBerg - taught a lesson

Viney - unable to impact

Watts - unwilling to impact

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    From your list I would give Hogan, Brayshaw, Garland, Cross and Grimes a pass mark, the rest ranged from ordinary to utterly embarrassing, and it was the usual whipping boys who were the worst, so won't mention names.

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    Garrett- had little influence

    Hogan - didn't take chances

    Fitzpatrick - back to reality

    M.Jones - an irrelevant performance

    Lumumba - just a game

    Spencer - some comical efforts

    Pedersen - provided a target

    Bail - couldn't justify selection

    Vince - tried but failed

    Brayshaw - was never disgraced

    Cross - gave his all

    Dunn - tried but loose

    Garland - was not embarrassed

    Grimes - our best defender

    Howe - insipid and irrelevant

    Jetta - needed the run

    N. Jones - poor 3 quarters

    McDonald - forgot one percenters

    Toumpas - a slow liability

    vandenBerg - taught a lesson

    Viney - unable to impact

    Watts - unwilling to impact

    Bail: Very bloody putrid

    M Jones: Putrid enough today

    Fitzpatrick : Back to Casey

    Watts: Putrid bloody footballer

    Howe: Dropped next week

    Toumpas : Waste of Pick!

    We lost this at Selection.

    Riley, Newton should both have played ( I told you all so)

    OUTS: Those 5 next week

    INNS: Riley, Newton, Dawes, Tyson( if fit) Neal Bullen, Jamar or Gawn

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    Bail: Very bloody putrid

    M Jones: Putrid enough today

    Fitzpatrick : Back to Casey

    Watts: Putrid bloody footballer

    Howe: Dropped next week

    Toumpas : Waste of Pick!

    We lost this at Selection.

    Riley, Newton should both have played ( I told you all so)

    OUTS: Those 5 next week

    INNS: Riley, Newton, Dawes, Tyson( if fit) Neal Bullen, Jamar or Gawn

    That's Six you [censored]. Spare us your 'told you so' attitude
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    RIGHTO 6 THEN OVER TO YOU SMARTY!! AND I DID GET IT RIGHT !!

    Edited by picket fence

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    Garrett- had little influence

    If you can't spell their names right (or maybe you can't even pronounce it correctly) how is anybody supposed to take this seriously

    oh wait...... it's all clickbait

    Edited by ucanchoose

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    RIGHTO 6 THEN OVER TO YOU SMARTY!! AND I DID GET IT RIGHT !!

    Picket Fence - worst poster around

    Picket fence- just [censored] off

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    If you can't spell their names right (of maybe you can't even pronounce it correctly) how is anybody supposed to take this seriously

    oh wait...... it's all clickbait

    Peter Garrett?

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    He's right, let's all just let this sink in for a minute.

    Good to see you on board CLINT!

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    He's right, let's all just let this sink in for a minute.

    Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...

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    Picket Fence - worst poster around

    Picket fence- just [censored]

    Wouldn't be missed one bit.

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    Picket Fence - worst poster around

    Picket fence- just [censored]

    P.F: Knows his Football!

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    Wouldn't be missed one bit.

    That's five words Dazzle man ol chum!

    Grabs popcorn!!

    Edited by picket fence

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    If you can't spell their names right (of maybe you can't even pronounce it correctly) how is anybody supposed to take this seriously

    oh wait...... it's all clickbait

    Wow!!!!!

    Ummm.. have a spell check yourself goose

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    That's five words Dazzle man ol chum!

    Grabs popcorn!!

    I still love ya Mr Fense.

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    Spencer played well.

    39 hitouts against Lobbe, who is a gun tap ruckman.

    A goal.

    6 tackles. 2nd most in the team.

    6 spoils. Most in the team.

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    Demonland: Here come finals! (after any win)

    Demonland: Commence wrist slashing (after any loss)

    Demonland: No in between

    Demonland: Get some perspective

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    Melbourne Football Club: Novel, unique, shlthouse.

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    Garlett - had little influence

    Hogan - didn't take chances

    Fitzpatrick - back to reality

    M.Jones - an irrelevant performance

    Lumumba - just a game

    Spencer - some comical efforts

    Pedersen - provided a target

    Bail - couldn't justify selection

    Vince - tried but failed

    Brayshaw - was never disgraced

    Cross - gave his all

    Dunn - tried but loose

    Garland - was not embarrassed

    Grimes - our best defender

    Howe - insipid and irrelevant

    Jetta - needed the run

    N. Jones - poor 3 quarters

    McDonald - forgot one percenters

    Toumpas - a slow liability

    vandenBerg - taught a lesson

    Viney - unable to impact

    Watts - unwilling to impact

    You've got it utterly wrong on Garlett, Hogan, Spencer, Dunn, Garland and McDonald.

    Speaking of comical efforts.

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    Todays team - read Roosy's whiteboard

    (From 'Roos Views Round 9' vid clip)

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