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My 3 word player analysis v Pt Adelaide

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Garlett - had little influence

Hogan - didn't take chances

Fitzpatrick - back to reality

M.Jones - an irrelevant performance

Lumumba - just a game

Spencer - some comical efforts

Pedersen - provided a target

Bail - couldn't justify selection

Vince - tried but failed

Brayshaw - was never disgraced

Cross - gave his all

Dunn - tried but loose

Garland - was not embarrassed

Grimes - our best defender

Howe - insipid and irrelevant

Jetta - needed the run

N. Jones - poor 3 quarters

McDonald - forgot one percenters

Toumpas - a slow liability

vandenBerg - taught a lesson

Viney - unable to impact

Watts - unwilling to impact

 

From your list I would give Hogan, Brayshaw, Garland, Cross and Grimes a pass mark, the rest ranged from ordinary to utterly embarrassing, and it was the usual whipping boys who were the worst, so won't mention names.

Garrett- had little influence

Hogan - didn't take chances

Fitzpatrick - back to reality

M.Jones - an irrelevant performance

Lumumba - just a game

Spencer - some comical efforts

Pedersen - provided a target

Bail - couldn't justify selection

Vince - tried but failed

Brayshaw - was never disgraced

Cross - gave his all

Dunn - tried but loose

Garland - was not embarrassed

Grimes - our best defender

Howe - insipid and irrelevant

Jetta - needed the run

N. Jones - poor 3 quarters

McDonald - forgot one percenters

Toumpas - a slow liability

vandenBerg - taught a lesson

Viney - unable to impact

Watts - unwilling to impact

Bail: Very bloody putrid

M Jones: Putrid enough today

Fitzpatrick : Back to Casey

Watts: Putrid bloody footballer

Howe: Dropped next week

Toumpas : Waste of Pick!

We lost this at Selection.

Riley, Newton should both have played ( I told you all so)

OUTS: Those 5 next week

INNS: Riley, Newton, Dawes, Tyson( if fit) Neal Bullen, Jamar or Gawn

 

Bail: Very bloody putrid

M Jones: Putrid enough today

Fitzpatrick : Back to Casey

Watts: Putrid bloody footballer

Howe: Dropped next week

Toumpas : Waste of Pick!

We lost this at Selection.

Riley, Newton should both have played ( I told you all so)

OUTS: Those 5 next week

INNS: Riley, Newton, Dawes, Tyson( if fit) Neal Bullen, Jamar or Gawn

That's Six you [censored]. Spare us your 'told you so' attitude

RIGHTO 6 THEN OVER TO YOU SMARTY!! AND I DID GET IT RIGHT !!

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Garrett- had little influence

If you can't spell their names right (or maybe you can't even pronounce it correctly) how is anybody supposed to take this seriously

oh wait...... it's all clickbait

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RIGHTO 6 THEN OVER TO YOU SMARTY!! AND I DID GET IT RIGHT !!

Picket Fence - worst poster around

Picket fence- just [censored] off

If you can't spell their names right (of maybe you can't even pronounce it correctly) how is anybody supposed to take this seriously

oh wait...... it's all clickbait

Peter Garrett?


He's right, let's all just let this sink in for a minute.

Good to see you on board CLINT!

He's right, let's all just let this sink in for a minute.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...

Picket Fence - worst poster around

Picket fence- just [censored]

Wouldn't be missed one bit.

Picket Fence - worst poster around

Picket fence- just [censored]

P.F: Knows his Football!

Wouldn't be missed one bit.

That's five words Dazzle man ol chum!

Grabs popcorn!!

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If you can't spell their names right (of maybe you can't even pronounce it correctly) how is anybody supposed to take this seriously

oh wait...... it's all clickbait

Wow!!!!!

Ummm.. have a spell check yourself goose

Spencer played well.

39 hitouts against Lobbe, who is a gun tap ruckman.

A goal.

6 tackles. 2nd most in the team.

6 spoils. Most in the team.

Demonland: Here come finals! (after any win)

Demonland: Commence wrist slashing (after any loss)

Demonland: No in between

Demonland: Get some perspective


Melbourne Football Club: Novel, unique, shlthouse.

Garlett - had little influence

Hogan - didn't take chances

Fitzpatrick - back to reality

M.Jones - an irrelevant performance

Lumumba - just a game

Spencer - some comical efforts

Pedersen - provided a target

Bail - couldn't justify selection

Vince - tried but failed

Brayshaw - was never disgraced

Cross - gave his all

Dunn - tried but loose

Garland - was not embarrassed

Grimes - our best defender

Howe - insipid and irrelevant

Jetta - needed the run

N. Jones - poor 3 quarters

McDonald - forgot one percenters

Toumpas - a slow liability

vandenBerg - taught a lesson

Viney - unable to impact

Watts - unwilling to impact

You've got it utterly wrong on Garlett, Hogan, Spencer, Dunn, Garland and McDonald.

Speaking of comical efforts.

 

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