To 3/4 time the score worm for our game looks uncannily like the US stock market crash circa 1930.

Initial wavering, rebound, then implosion, dead cat bounce, and a final drop.

Geez we could do with a couple of clearance guns the likes of Ebert and Gray.

I'm glad you said to 3/4 time. Even the US Stock market recovered after the great depression within about 3 to 4 years.

Unfortunately we've been stuck in our own depression for 9 years now.

This is getting beyond the joke..

embarrassing

what I hate is the instant reply when we finally do score. Cancels out any gain, in confidence as well as scoreboard. I hate that.

For every action,there is an equal and opposite reaction.It seems every team knows about Newton's laws but Melbourne.

Dont you love how we play sides into form.

Bail is such a joke of a footballer. How he has played 60 plus games sums up this football club.

Said this 2 years ago and got pulverised on this site.

You cant shovel gutz into a weakling,end of story,weaklings dont develop or change their habits under pressure.

YEP over and over again No apologies here

McDonald the first absolute stinker of the season.

Jeez we've got Some dud payers. They (port) seem to slot them at will. We actually have looked knackered since half way through the second quarter.

Jack Watts. FMD. Just tried to tackle without his arms.

Ease up. Still practicing the cable tie tackle drill from last week

At least they will go into the Collingwood game fresh.

Carved up by Monfries. How [censored] embarrassing.

I'm hurting too but are people really that surprised? Port are the third best team in the league and we are... Still bottom four material.

Please, No more Bail & Watts, thanks

add Howe to that list as well please

Oh Tom

Tom Mcdonald why do you do this...

I love TMac but WTF was that?

Pathetic. When the going gets tough too many of our players go missing. Rohan bail, seriously forgot he was playing. That last passage from Tom McDonald is THE single worst piece of play I have ever seen in the AFL. Wtf was he trying to do

Shithouse

I'm hurting too but are people really that surprised? Port are the third best team in the league and we are... Still bottom four material.

And we will stay there for as long as we have so many spuds running around for this club....which i fear will be a mighty long time yet.

Understand we have a long way to go ... But to capitulate like this is a concern as it reflects on our senior leadership group wtf are they doing???

Our players were wrecked halfway through the second. Misson has a lot to answer for

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