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Travis Varcoe

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If he was so troublesome,how did he play 23 games in a top four side

Because he was allowed 2 mls of vodka in his water bottle.


Now we just need picket fence's approval and it will be final.

Not sure how I feel about being lumped in the same sentence as Picket Fence!!

As X musician once said!!

-insert shite song here-!!!

If Varcoe keeps Jimmy Toumpas out of the team it's alright with me!!!

Varcoe is no Ollie Wines!!!

Juice Newton!!!!

!!!

 

Bit of head wobble from some of the posters. We are currently fielding a team with Jordie Bloody Mckenzie. Has great acceleration, reasonable disposal, big game experience. Can't be any worse then what we've got.

Bit of head wobble from some of the posters. We are currently fielding a team with Jordie Bloody Mckenzie. Has great acceleration, reasonable disposal, big game experience. Can't be any worse then what we've got.

No ones saying that, they're saying they wanted more.


Any chance we could switch that trade for Matthew Stokes + a pick swap?

Edited by Left Field

I honestly thought we would investigate a 3 way trade with Geelong and collingwood. Varcoe for Clark seems straight forward enough. Would prefer a pick but Varcoe improves us even if only for a year or two while the kids develop.

I think Varcoe would be a horrible addition!
Silky outside midfielder at the best of times, soft injury-prone downhill skier at the worst of times.
Can utilise his strengths at Geelong with strong inside midfielders feeding the ball out to him. Will not have the same luxury at the dees and will be found out.
Struggles to find his own ball and compete in one-on-ones.
Not the sort of player we need right now.

This would not be a good result for MFC.

Varcoe is at a point in his life where his football will not get any better, and it'll be bloody surprising if he can maintain his current form.

Geelong will offer much better.


This would not be a good result for MFC.

Varcoe is at a point in his life where his football will not get any better, and it'll be bloody surprising if he can maintain his current form.

Geelong will offer much better.

I bloody well hope so Machsy.

Wouldn't mind murdoch I think his name is, the quick bloke

Has a Shannon Byrnes ring to it. He did well.

Opinion from a bloke close to Geelong & a mate of mine:

"You can have him. No part of his game is contested, fumbles under pressure and don't even get me started on last years Prelim. Seems to have lost his pace as well".

This would not be a good result for MFC.

Varcoe is at a point in his life where his football will not get any better, and it'll be bloody surprising if he can maintain his current form.

Geelong will offer much better.

Tend to agree Machsy.

To me Varcoe is definitely the kind of player who does well in a good side, where other blokes are doing the dirty work, but will struggle in a trash side like our own. I'd rather go someone who is seemingly of less 'value' but contributes every week and competes consistently.

Hopefully they'll offer something better.


I don't rate Varcoe at all, never have.

Having said that, he currently has the highest winning % of any AFL player. So that's something. And we are Melbourne, so by default he improves us. And we can't expect a great deal for Clark. So all things considered, I'll live.

Has a Shannon Byrnes ring to it. He did well.

He did, but unfortunately not at Melbourne.

Wouldn't mind murdoch I think his name is, the quick bloke

I heard that's what it was going to be.

 

prefer their 2nd rounder to give to filth

or....i'd take murdoch

Edited by daisycutter


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