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Patrick Dangerfield

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Will you guys stop CARPing on!

 

Will you guys stop CARPing on!

Now don't be koi.

Edited by Demon Jack

All sounds far too fishy for mine. Bound to be a large amount of squid involved in this deal. Will be gutted if it doesn't come off ... :lol:

clear as squid ink atmo.

 

Hope we can seal the deal before somebody else sharks him.

 

we should be fishing for dangerlfield but not abaloney fishing, proper fishing and we might reell him in on our fishing rod and cook him on the barbeque

I guess we should stop harpooning on about this but that ship has sailed.......

Edited by jako13


This banter must cease immediately.

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You guys are just krilling it now.

a flakey tail if ever i hird

Aarrrrgh, but it may turn into a Whale of a Tale, me old matey's....... aarrrrrrgh

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Would have more of an effect if there was a picture of a minnow in the background rather than a moray eel.

Edited by stevethemanjordan

Holy mackerel, only 12 more pages of fish puns until the Danger trade goes down. That's a small price to pay, I suppose.


I rarely believe anything on facebook, but some guy on that same dangerfield facebook page just claimed that there will be a big announcement Friday night.

His source was that he is good friends with Doc Weildon who is pretty close with Roosy these days.

You beat me to it - I must admit this Andrew guy has been around a while and I cant recall any other dodgy predictions.

He did say that his phone call to Doc Weildon reported that Roos had told him that the tides are turning for the dees and that there will be news announced by friday that will make every melbourne supporter happy.

Boner...

You beat me to it - I must admit this Andrew guy has been around a while and I cant recall any other dodgy predictions.

He did say that his phone call to Doc Weildon reported that Roos had told him that the tides are turning for the dees and that there will be news announced by friday that will make every melbourne supporter happy.

Boner...

Not sure if fish pun or legitimate quote...


Boner...

A good boner cannot be underestimated.

I like my fillets bone free.

Would have more of an effect of there was a picture of a minnow in the background rather than a moray eel.

You must not be familiar with a joke face.

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Not a fish^

I rarely believe anything on facebook, but some guy on that same dangerfield facebook page just claimed that there will be a big announcement Friday night.

His source was that he is good friends with Doc Weildon who is pretty close with Roosy these days.

link please. for all of us

 

It was a pretty poor fish pun. I have two children under 2.5 years...


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