Jump to content


Recommended Posts

Posted

does happen a bit

not bagging anyone who does the great deed to bring us this service but there is an issue there

We're working on it.
  • Like 5
Posted

problem is there are too many members

we need to cull some

i'm starting on a list (bbo biffo stuie and moonshadow are first cabs off the rank)

  • Like 2
Posted

problem is there are too many members

we need to cull some

i'm starting on a list (bbo biffo stuie and moonshadow are first cabs off the rank)

should get rid of that curry and beer bloke good for nothing

  • Like 3


Posted

was it a freak event or a result from a lack of funding?

Yup... someone forgot to put the money in the meter, and the show went off air....

It would have come back sooner but Nasher only had notes on him, and had to run down to the milk bar to get some change.

Posted

Very far from what I meant. But okay...

Sorry mate, wasn't having a go at you.

I suspect the sheer number of people on the site excited by what was happening, and all these people clicking refresh to see the comments coming through just worked over the site a bit hard.

Posted

Nah you're fine.

I understand that traffic was the instigator, just want to know why it happened and would the correct resources avoid further incident

Posted

was probably due to the ever increasing number of derailed threads - Demonland needs a good cleaning out............. sorry I didn't mean to stray from the topic

  • Like 1
Posted

Sorry mate, wasn't having a go at you.

I suspect the sheer number of people on the site excited by what was happening, and all these people clicking refresh to see the comments coming through just worked over the site a bit hard.

This is what happens when we play out of state:

nsa-wow-gamers1.gif

  • Like 3
Posted

Just get rid of Ben Hur and his many aliases. He has the ego of at least 30 members anyways.

thought of that myself.

but then remembered that one of the 30 personalities was a good bloke and gave some interesting info every now and then.

thought the best way to cull demonland is to get rid old buggers over 60.

Posted

thought of that myself.

but then remembered that one of the 30 personalities was a good bloke and gave some interesting info every now and then.

thought the best way to cull demonland is to get rid old buggers over 60.

Steady on there!!

What would us old guys do with our time if not for Demonland.

It's the only thing keeping me from going senile.

Posted

Steady on there!!

What would us old guys do with our time if not for Demonland.

It's the only thing keeping me from going senile.

thats what you think.

dont ask your family if your going senile.

the NTSB page is for old codgers like you.

Posted

thats what you think.

dont ask your family if your going senile.

the NTSB page is for old codgers like you.

You know my family then?

Were you the farmer boy sniffing around my daughter ?


Posted

Comeon girls, its NOT us, its never OUR fault the site crashes.

Its all those bloody journos that come on here from all over the country, wanting to write their scoup for Monday Headlines.

The Age - MFC to meet with AFL chiefs and demand answers how the game is being umpired.

The Hun. MFC livid over bad umpiring decsicions.

Sunbury Gazette; Upset win in S.A Upset demons to meet with umpires

Healesville Journal. MFC rapt in interstate win, But umpiring is confusing fans and players.

They all come in here and crash the site, while all we do is post our thoughts on the current state of affairs.

Roos makes a statement -

The players have been confused enough with new game plans etc, I dont expect them to be confused any further trying to figure out how to win a bloody free kick!

Posted

Just a reminder that Demonlanders can assist us whilst we try to work out these issues with our hosting company. The tech support to isolate and fix the issue is costing us so any assistance is greatly appreciated.

You can take out a Demonland Subscription:

http://demonland.com/forums/index.php?/subscriptions/

If you are already a subscriber you can donate here:

http://demonland.com/forums/index.php?/donate/

Posted

Thanks to those who have generously given. We appreciate every cent donated and are putting the proceeds towards sorting out our database and hosting issues. As many of you are aware we have had many outages over the past few months and the worse time for them to hit is post game when we want to vent or celebrate.

In order to get to the bottom of all the issues it is taking time and man hours and now out of pocket expenses so any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks again to those who have contributed and to those than continue to and those who do in the future.

Posted

Thanks to those who have generously given. We appreciate every cent donated and are putting the proceeds towards sorting out our database and hosting issues. As many of you are aware we have had many outages over the past few months and the worse time for them to hit is post game when we want to vent or celebrate.

In order to get to the bottom of all the issues it is taking time and man hours and now out of pocket expenses so any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks again to those who have contributed and to those than continue to and those who do in the future.

Is it the venting or the celebrating that causes the biggest problems? If it's the latter, the optimist in me proposes that we encourage more donations and memberships.

Posted

Is it the venting or the celebrating that causes the biggest problems? If it's the latter, the optimist in me proposes that we encourage more donations and memberships.

I think i'ts the high use of censored words overworking the censorship algorithim

apart from having some strange choices it is obviously poorly written and in need of urgent rewrite/optimisation

Posted

problem is there are too many members

we need to cull some

i'm starting on a list (bbo biffo stuie and moonshadow are first cabs off the rank)

Very unreasonable dc! I can understand getting rid of those three layabouts but where would this site be without my insighful views on a range of topics?

  • Like 2
Posted

problem is there are too many members

we need to cull some

i'm starting on a list (bbo biffo stuie and moonshadow are first cabs off the rank)

Cabs are too expensive these days dc. Give us a dink on your bmx instead. That way you can come too.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
  • Demonland Forums  

  • Match Previews, Reports & Articles  

    2024 Player Reviews: #36 Kysaiah Pickett

    The Demons’ aggressive small forward who kicks goals and defends the Demons’ ball in the forward arc. When he’s on song, he’s unstoppable but he did blot his copybook with a three week suspension in the final round. Date of Birth: 2 June 2001 Height: 171cm Games MFC 2024: 21 Career Total: 106 Goals MFC 2024: 36 Career Total: 161 Brownlow Medal Votes: 3 Melbourne Football Club: 4th Best & Fairest: 369 votes

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 5

    TRAINING: Friday 15th November 2024

    Demonland Trackwatchers took advantage of the beautiful sunshine to head down to Gosch's Paddock and witness the return of Clayton Oliver to club for his first session in the lead up to the 2025 season. DEMONLAND'S PRESEASON TRAINING OBSERVATIONS Clarry in the house!! Training: JVR, McVee, Windsor, Tholstrup, Woey, Brown, Petty, Adams, Chandler, Turner, Bowey, Seston, Kentfield, Laurie, Sparrow, Viney, Rivers, Jefferson, Hore, Howes, Verrall, AMW, Clarry Tom Campbell is here

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports

    2024 Player Reviews: #7 Jack Viney

    The tough on baller won his second Keith 'Bluey' Truscott Trophy in a narrow battle with skipper Max Gawn and Alex Neal-Bullen and battled on manfully in the face of a number of injury niggles. Date of Birth: 13 April 1994 Height: 178cm Games MFC 2024: 23 Career Total: 219 Goals MFC 2024: 10 Career Total: 66 Brownlow Medal Votes: 8

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 3

    TRAINING: Wednesday 13th November 2024

    A couple of Demonland Trackwatchers braved the rain and headed down to Gosch's paddock to bring you their observations from the second day of Preseason training for the 1st to 4th Year players. DITCHA'S PRESEASON TRAINING OBSERVATIONS I attended some of the training today. Richo spoke to me and said not to believe what is in the media, as we will good this year. Jefferson and Kentfield looked big and strong.  Petty was doing all the training. Adams looked like he was in rehab.  KE

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports

    2024 Player Reviews: #15 Ed Langdon

    The Demon running machine came back with a vengeance after a leaner than usual year in 2023.  Date of Birth: 1 February 1996 Height: 182cm Games MFC 2024: 22 Career Total: 179 Goals MFC 2024: 9 Career Total: 76 Brownlow Medal Votes: 5 Melbourne Football Club: 5th Best & Fairest: 352 votes

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 8

    2024 Player Reviews: #24 Trent Rivers

    The premiership defender had his best year yet as he was given the opportunity to move into the midfield and made a good fist of it. Date of Birth: 30 July 2001 Games MFC 2024: 23 Career Total: 100 Goals MFC 2024: 2 Career Total:  9 Brownlow Medal Votes: 7 Melbourne Football Club: 6th Best & Fairest: 350 votes

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 2

    TRAINING: Monday 11th November 2024

    Veteran Demonland Trackwatchers Kev Martin, Slartibartfast & Demon Wheels were on hand at Gosch's Paddock to kick off the official first training session for the 1st to 4th year players with a few elder statesmen in attendance as well. KEV MARTIN'S PRESEASON TRAINING OBSERVATIONS Beautiful morning. Joy all round, they look like they want to be there.  21 in the squad. Looks like the leadership group is TMac, Viney Chandler and Petty. They look like they have sli

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports 2

    2024 Player Reviews: #1 Steven May

    The years are rolling by but May continued to be rock solid in a key defensive position despite some injury concerns. He showed great resilience in coming back from a nasty rib injury and is expected to continue in that role for another couple of seasons. Date of Birth: 10 January 1992 Height: 193cm Games MFC 2024: 19 Career Total: 235 Goals MFC 2024: 1 Career Total: 24 Melbourne Football Club: 9th Best & Fairest: 316 votes

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 3

    2024 Player Reviews: #4 Judd McVee

    It was another strong season from McVee who spent most of his time mainly at half back but he also looked at home on a few occasions when he was moved into the midfield. There could be more of that in 2025. Date of Birth: 7 August 2003 Height: 185cm Games MFC 2024: 23 Career Total: 48 Goals MFC 2024: 1 Career Total: 1 Brownlow Medal Votes: 1 Melbourne Football Club: 7th Best & Fairest: 347 votes

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 5
  • Tell a friend

    Love Demonland? Tell a friend!
×
×
  • Create New...