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Did our win crash demonland :)

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does happen a bit

not bagging anyone who does the great deed to bring us this service but there is an issue there

 

problem is there are too many members

we need to cull some

i'm starting on a list (bbo biffo stuie and moonshadow are first cabs off the rank)

problem is there are too many members

we need to cull some

i'm starting on a list (bbo biffo stuie and moonshadow are first cabs off the rank)

should get rid of that curry and beer bloke good for nothing


 

was it a freak event or a result from a lack of funding?

Yup... someone forgot to put the money in the meter, and the show went off air....

It would have come back sooner but Nasher only had notes on him, and had to run down to the milk bar to get some change.


Very far from what I meant. But okay...

Sorry mate, wasn't having a go at you.

I suspect the sheer number of people on the site excited by what was happening, and all these people clicking refresh to see the comments coming through just worked over the site a bit hard.

Nah you're fine.

I understand that traffic was the instigator, just want to know why it happened and would the correct resources avoid further incident

was probably due to the ever increasing number of derailed threads - Demonland needs a good cleaning out............. sorry I didn't mean to stray from the topic

Sorry mate, wasn't having a go at you.

I suspect the sheer number of people on the site excited by what was happening, and all these people clicking refresh to see the comments coming through just worked over the site a bit hard.

This is what happens when we play out of state:

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Just get rid of Ben Hur and his many aliases. He has the ego of at least 30 members anyways.

thought of that myself.

but then remembered that one of the 30 personalities was a good bloke and gave some interesting info every now and then.

thought the best way to cull demonland is to get rid old buggers over 60.


thought of that myself.

but then remembered that one of the 30 personalities was a good bloke and gave some interesting info every now and then.

thought the best way to cull demonland is to get rid old buggers over 60.

Steady on there!!

What would us old guys do with our time if not for Demonland.

It's the only thing keeping me from going senile.

Steady on there!!

What would us old guys do with our time if not for Demonland.

It's the only thing keeping me from going senile.

thats what you think.

dont ask your family if your going senile.

the NTSB page is for old codgers like you.

thats what you think.

dont ask your family if your going senile.

the NTSB page is for old codgers like you.

You know my family then?

Were you the farmer boy sniffing around my daughter ?

Comeon girls, its NOT us, its never OUR fault the site crashes.

Its all those bloody journos that come on here from all over the country, wanting to write their scoup for Monday Headlines.

The Age - MFC to meet with AFL chiefs and demand answers how the game is being umpired.

The Hun. MFC livid over bad umpiring decsicions.

Sunbury Gazette; Upset win in S.A Upset demons to meet with umpires

Healesville Journal. MFC rapt in interstate win, But umpiring is confusing fans and players.

They all come in here and crash the site, while all we do is post our thoughts on the current state of affairs.

Roos makes a statement -

The players have been confused enough with new game plans etc, I dont expect them to be confused any further trying to figure out how to win a bloody free kick!

Just a reminder that Demonlanders can assist us whilst we try to work out these issues with our hosting company. The tech support to isolate and fix the issue is costing us so any assistance is greatly appreciated.

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Thanks to those who have generously given. We appreciate every cent donated and are putting the proceeds towards sorting out our database and hosting issues. As many of you are aware we have had many outages over the past few months and the worse time for them to hit is post game when we want to vent or celebrate.

In order to get to the bottom of all the issues it is taking time and man hours and now out of pocket expenses so any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks again to those who have contributed and to those than continue to and those who do in the future.

Thanks to those who have generously given. We appreciate every cent donated and are putting the proceeds towards sorting out our database and hosting issues. As many of you are aware we have had many outages over the past few months and the worse time for them to hit is post game when we want to vent or celebrate.

In order to get to the bottom of all the issues it is taking time and man hours and now out of pocket expenses so any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks again to those who have contributed and to those than continue to and those who do in the future.

Is it the venting or the celebrating that causes the biggest problems? If it's the latter, the optimist in me proposes that we encourage more donations and memberships.

Is it the venting or the celebrating that causes the biggest problems? If it's the latter, the optimist in me proposes that we encourage more donations and memberships.

I think i'ts the high use of censored words overworking the censorship algorithim

apart from having some strange choices it is obviously poorly written and in need of urgent rewrite/optimisation

 

problem is there are too many members

we need to cull some

i'm starting on a list (bbo biffo stuie and moonshadow are first cabs off the rank)

Very unreasonable dc! I can understand getting rid of those three layabouts but where would this site be without my insighful views on a range of topics?

problem is there are too many members

we need to cull some

i'm starting on a list (bbo biffo stuie and moonshadow are first cabs off the rank)

Cabs are too expensive these days dc. Give us a dink on your bmx instead. That way you can come too.


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