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How and why? Viney being a father son of a melbourne great who has played more games and been more successful...joke

The fact that he is simply a better player at this stage. Simples

Not that I'd expect any other response from someone with the name 'J VINEY FAN'

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    Wouldnt put Trengove in our best players. Tyson, Hogan, Viney and Watts should fill the rest.

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    Wouldnt put Trengove in our best players. Tyson, Hogan, Viney and Watts should fill the rest.

    Agree that Watts should be ahead of Trengove. At this stage, so should Dunn and McDonald. Personally, I'd wait on Hogan though.

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    The banner should only contain Roos, N.Jones, Vince, Tyson. The others should earn it.

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    A point well made S.R.J

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    ironically id only keep 6 of that lot currently

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    Half a team up there and Howe is the only forward. Says a bit about where things are at.

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    They look like the whole underbelly crew at a police line up.

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    I was thinking of making the player tinsy tiny so that I could fit the entire team. I might even include the rookies and bootstudders so that I don't offend any of the why isn't player x on there posters.

    But then you'll have the problem of everyone asking for their favourite former players and coaches wanting to be added, too.

    On behalf of all us Demonlanders, we should thank you for your efforts, not just with the re-design of the banner, but keeping Demonland available to allow us to discuss/vent/whinge about our favourite football club and related matters.

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    looking at the players' pics i think i know what their problem is

    judging from their skin colour i think they are suffering from liver dysfunction

    maybe the aami park canteen needs checking

    lol

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    has someone photoshoped Dom Tyson. his eyes look very... low

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    Time for further adjustment

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    Please DL its an insult to Dunn to have a newbie like Tyson on the banner and not have Dunny. Please can we have the Dunnster up there!

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    Why? He's still a member of the team.

    You're the boss.

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    There is a glaring omission in the Banner, and his name is Chris Dawes.

    If Jones is the heart, Dawes is the lungs. Or at least a vital organ of some kind.

    Out: Trenners (inj)

    In: Dawes

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    There is a glaring omission in the Banner, and his name is Chris Dawes.

    If Jones is the heart, Dawes is the lungs. Or at least a vital organ of some kind.

    Out: Trenners (inj)

    In: Dawes

    Your wish has been granted.

    Don't have any influence with the AFL's Appeals Board, do you?

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    Your wish has been granted.

    Don't have any influence with the AFL's Appeals Board, do you?

    I'll get onto it.

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