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Put Norm Smith on there somewhere... just might be enough to break the curse.

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    Put Norm Smith on there somewhere... just might be enough to break the curse.

    How about with the Melbourne players making a virgin sacrifice to try and appease him .
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    How about with the Melbourne players making a virgin sacrifice to try and appease him .

    And just where are you going to find one of those?

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    How about with the Melbourne players making a virgin sacrifice to try and appease him .

    virgin sacrifice,

    hoges???

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    Wonder who the bald bloke is...

    Doc Roet.

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    And just where are you going to find one of those?

    I didn't think that through did I hardtack. In the U.S. Don't they have clubs for that type of person.
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    Could be any one wearing a swimmers cap...

    Strop!

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    I reckon add Jones and leave it at that until other players prove their worth over the next few months

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    I reckon add Jones and leave it at that until other players prove their worth over the next few months

    Yep they'll be working their ass off to be on the Demonland banner old man ;)

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    can we get a historical view/evolution chart of the demonland banners over these years? :mellow:

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    PJ and Bartlett either side ;)

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    Yep they'll be working their ass off to be on the Demonland banner old man ;)

    Thanks Pup

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    How about with the Melbourne players making a virgin sacrifice to try and appease him .

    virgin on the ridiculous

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    I didn't think that through did I hardtack. In the U.S. Don't they have clubs for that type of person.

    They do in Australia too but they are struggling for members

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    Wonder who the bald bloke is...

    James Magner?

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    I'm certain one of them is our new club doctor.

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    I reckon we should have posters AVs adorn the banner. Bitty's 140 kilo drag queen. Biffen' s old AV of Ray Biffen after he had taken some kind of psychadelic drug. Even my AV of Cheatum, the evil one eyed midget would perk things up.

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    The captains are up.

    Who's next?

    Trenners and chip?

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