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The Merger

Household Demon
in Melbourne Demons

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Given your contacts DF, perhaps you could organise some sponsorship from Thetans inc.

We need to purge MessyDrugs from a plague of Thetans BBO, are you up for it?

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    Biff, I have a number of my family mrembers either current or past members of this Church. One of them was in the boat with Mr Hubbard as he hide from the FBI.

    So whats your point?

    dianetics-anniversary-scientology-save-m

    Explains a lot Toady. Hope the counselling is going well.

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    Explains a lot Toady. Hope the counselling is going well.

    I feel you need an audit done on you Moonie

    For a small fee of $400K I could resolve many of your issues.

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    The things i would do to see us become successful... ID probably buy a membership if we merged

    You are yet to provide us with the source of your merge rumour...zero credibility, so I doubt you have any interest in the success of the club other than your interest in trolling.

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    the op has distinguished himself by his absence

    so can someone explain the 55 posts to date?

    The OP posted just above (Household Demon); but apart from that DC, you know we all love the sound of our own keyboards :-)

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    The OP posted just above (Household Demon).

    Correct but I think DC is at least a recreational user , therefore his reality is a little slippery. Biffen, as his supplier could confirm this.

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    The OP posted just above (Household Demon); but apart from that DC, you know we all love the sound of our own keyboards :-)

    oh, so he did.....missed that profound addendum to his op

    carry on keyboarding (but quietly please as my better half has retired to sleep)

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    Correct but I think DC is at least a recreational user , therefore his reality is a little slippery. Biffen, as his supplier could confirm this.

    This should be moved to the Cialis tablets thread.

    I think DC would get more of a rise out of it .

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    This should be moved to the Cialis tablets thread.

    I think DC would get more of a rise out of it .

    i'm researching wet-dream dysfunction biffo

    i was wondering if you and bbo would like to volunteer your experiences (confidentially of course)

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    Why are we indulging this crap?

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    Why are we indulging this crap?

    That why people should say NO to drugs OD.

    It sees there be a lot going around lately.

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    coz the op is crap

    Exactly!

    Hell now I am doing it

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    meh, he's a troll, it's pretty obvious. Give the baby his 5 minutes of fame

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    Was laughed at when i opened this thread.. can confirm we are being thrown up as a potential Tasmanian relocation

    Tassie Devils we would turn into

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    God i hope not.

    Was laughed at when i opened this thread.. can confirm we are being thrown up as a potential Tasmanian relocation

    Tassie Devils we would turn into

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    AD was the clubs biggest Ally. Something I tried to tell people on here last year. He was adamant Melbourne needed to remain in the comp. Should Gillon Mc take the top job then the club is in a bit of strife. He believes in relocating and feels that MFC and its past holds no weight on the future. Now with the addition of Evans who is also keen on removing one club from the Melbourne marketplace , the club is in all sorts of bother.

    Remember also, the 18 team TV rights agreement is only applicable till the end of this TV rights deal. Negotiations for the next deal are in preliminary stages. MFC is in the firing line and unless something remarkable happens, theres an even money chance we are witnessing the last 40 or games of the Melbourne Football Club as we know it.

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    Only being able to scrape 33k members after getting Roos, PJ getting sponsors etc is [censored] poor.

    Would not surprise me if the AFL were looking at a 16 team comp by merging some or at least relocating a few teams.

    If it happens we can only blame our own "supporters"

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    Nah. I wouldn't blame MFC Supporters at all.

    The club has put it's supporters through the ringer and back over the last 50 years.

    We shall see. I still don't believe the club is done.

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    A merger would lose my family from following the afl.

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