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Pedersen shouldn't be let anywhere near a Melbourne jumper ever again.

 

I have it on good authority that this is part of the game plan. Getting North into a comfortable lull and then steamrolling them in the last quarter.

'Relax we've got this' :)

I'm feeling sick....

 

This is the worst team i have ever watched Good Night guys :wacko:

Why is grimes being used as a tagger?

Today's game will end the grimes trengove captaincy debate.

Why are we playing so indirect.

Craig ain't gonna get the gig.

We are pathetic.

 

I don't care what anyone thinks, Trengove and Grimes are total liabilities, and both should step down from their captaincy duties at the end of the season.


Why is grimes being used as a tagger?

Today's game will end the grimes trengove captaincy debate.

Why are we playing so indirect.

Craig ain't gonna get the gig.

We are pathetic.

must agree 100% with this.

Another 15 players must be turned over in 5-6 weeks.

You know you're in trouble when your two captains are absolutely useless.

Right now I want to keep about 10 players and start fresh.

We will get raped. I just hope we dont stop having a crack

Yeah, uh, quick pull up, try not to use rape quite so trivially, eh?

I mean, you're from Toowoomba, couldn't you just go with 'Fracked'?


Grimes and Trengove giving us absolutely nothing.

The question gets asked unfortunately frequently: if they weren't captain, would they hold their spots?

I have an $800 membership renewal form sitting on my coffee table..What incentive so these overpaids hacks give me.

6 years of complete rubbish.

Thanks Schwab. Your cancer of this joint is still eating away.

Fcuk.

Quality rant that, fast becoming my favorite poster, I had a laugh at least.

I'd love to know the name of a coach who can fix what is wrong with us.

100% agree. I can't see watts ever doing anything. But I suspect that if he were at Sydney he would influence games.

Yep definitely mad the right call not to bother going today, what a pathetic miserable excuse for a football team.

Probably wont go for the rest of the season either, these players can't be bothered putting in an effort and they get handsomely rewarded for it, why waste my time and money supporting them? They don't deserve it.

For what it's worth, Byrnes goals.


rpfc, rjay, WJ...if you're reading this, I take it all back. The more draft assistance the better.

3AW currently commenting on how many times we kick backwards.

Well considering that's all we do there's not much else for them to commen on, unless thu want to talk about our turnovers or perhaps our pea-hearted efforts.

 

Seems to be absolutely no pressure whatsoever.

Have we been worse this year?

Well considering that's all we do there's not much else for them to commen on, unless thu want to talk about our turnovers or perhaps our pea-hearted efforts.

I wasn't complaining about the commentary, I was using it to make a point.

Our attempts to move the ball forwards are insipid.

For what it's worth, Byrnes goals.

I feel sorry for Byrnes - never in his life would he have thought he'd be playing in a team for the intellectually disabled.


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