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We are shite, the umpires are shite, norf are shite, this game is shite, the waaaaanker who opened the roof is shite, our skills are shite, geish is utterly shite!

Thank [censored] it's my last game for the year, I'm all out of shite

 

On a side note, Lindsey Thomas is one of the biggest flogs going around. Can't get a kick off his own merit, so is staging at every single opportunity

 

Am watsching a really good game now

Suns are pushing Carlton hard

a pleasure to watch proper football Cant watch this Melbourne mob

Easily the worst MFC team to watch in my lifetime, I look forward to watching real AFL teams play not this imposter of a team.

I really do not know how Peter Jackson is going to convince members to renew next year. I get much more enjoyment watching VFL


Grimes just went off his nut at watts. Screaming that's twice. Was after a missed tackle I think.

Yeah but Grimes has missed at least one I saw as well, just throwing an arm out and refusing to put his body behind it. If you want to lead, lead by example.

 

And can North please start choking now?

Well Swallow is off, so it wouldn't surprise me if they did, he is their only non-front runner in their side.

Hard to know what to say really. Come every week, pay the membership and get this crap. I'm really at a loss here. Sylvia jogging after his man.


This is going to get ugly.

Fitzpatrick's the only positive, it seems.

3AW massively critical of our fitness and our intensity at the contest.

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Hard to know what to say really. Come every week, pay the membership and get this crap. I'm really at a loss here. Sylvia jogging after his man.

Yeah it's hard to know where to start.

This quarter, it's 14 disposals to 53. However, North's also laid more tackles, 6-4.

This is exactly what we were like under Neeld, which is greatly worrying.

Have our captains been sighted today?
Are they playing?

Trengove - 2 kicks, 5 handpasses, 3 tackles.

Grimes - 1 kick, 4 handpasses, 2 tackles.

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I woke up for this shite? Seriously?

I'm going back to bed.

Blease pops up for his second touch for the game, taking 3 bounces (typical play), but Tapscott misses what he should have kicked.

Not good enough from either.

Now McDonald misses another easy shot. MFC skills = non-existent.

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PJ would need to have a pretty good membership pitch. Tragics like me and most of us here will sign up. But wheres the hope

Our captains. Frank Grimes & Trengove.

Says it all really.

If this was your grand plan Schwab, if todays performance of this team was the future as you saw it then you should never apply for another job inside this country.

18 shots to 5 thus far.

This quarter, it's 14 disposals to 53. However, North's also laid more tackles, 6-4.

This is exactly what we were like under Neeld, which is greatly worrying.

Trengove - 2 kicks, 5 handpasses, 3 tackles.

Grimes - 1 kick, 4 handpasses, 2 tackles.

My point exactly.


C'mon guys, let's look at the positives so far today:

C'mon guys, let's look at the positives so far today:

Satyr is that you?

 

Davey subbed off, Kent comes on.

Hope he is subbed off for ever Doesnt try dosent care Just Go away

Satyr is that you?

You're not that sharp today, frankie.


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