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WELCOME TO DEMONLAND - PAUL ROOS

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FYI - "tenterhooks"

(Had to look it up myself just to make sure I wasn't getting it wrong)

Thank you, I do tend to butcher the English language at the best of times...

 
 

Looks like some old tart with too much makeup hardtack

How dare you refer to our new coach as such OD! I will carry this avatar with pride for the next 24 hrs... then I will go back to my usual attractive self ;-)

Getting sick and tired hearing from my mates that the AFL are gifting us Roos. They have no idea how much we are personally forking out, aren't the AFL just putting up a quarter of his salary?


How dare you refer to our new coach as such OD! I will carry this avatar with pride for the next 24 hrs... then I will go back to my usual attractive self ;-)

If the cap fits!

Getting sick and tired hearing from my mates that the AFL are gifting us Roos. They have no idea how much we are personally forking out, aren't the AFL just putting up a quarter of his salary?

I don't care about your mates, my mates, anyone else mates.

In 2019 when he is lifting the cup they can all cry in their beer!

I don't care about your mates, my mates, anyone else mates.

In 2019 when he is lifting the cup they can all cry in their beer!

HERE IT IS!!!

 

Getting sick and tired hearing from my mates that the AFL are gifting us Roos. They have no idea how much we are personally forking out, aren't the AFL just putting up a quarter of his salary?

get new mates !!

I'm like a fat kid waiting for a cake to come out of the oven.

Come on Roosy, make our weekend.

Demonland needs you.

I'll be in the cake if it makes a difference.

Getting sick and tired hearing from my mates that the AFL are gifting us Roos. They have no idea how much we are personally forking out, aren't the AFL just putting up a quarter of his salary?

Apparently we can only use 400K of the AFL cash on Roos....


I don't care about your mates, my mates, anyone else mates.

In 2019 when he is lifting the cup they can all cry in their beer!

getting a bit excited arent ya OD !! :rolleyes::)

If new reports are true our new coach is signing his contrat right now. If true one assumes he will then address the players? Then a noon presser. If he does address players then they would have to be gathering as we speak (or write to be accurate). Any sightings of excited, giggling MFC players?


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

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