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GAMEDAY - ROUND 2

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I'll say it now cos I'm sure I won't say it come the 4th quarter but I'm loving the umpiring so far. Letting the game go no soft in the backs... Cross our fingers

 

Watts looking slack already

Poor checking Alwyn Davey goal, poor checking Goddard goal!
 

They're guarding grass AGAIN. I left a very nice dinner in market Lane for this crap. How about manning up? Yep. 4.0 to1.0

No defensive accountability whatsoever.

Watson was highlighted on the board yet he's cutting us to ribbons.

Either the players don't listen or they're thick as two short planks.
 

Get Watts off. Theyr half back is killing us while our half back is being run over

Calling it early. 100 points +

It's a training drill for Essendon.

Zarahkis and Heppell are allowed to stroll around unchecked.

This might be 100 plus at half time.


Uh-oh

Jamar is done. Absolutely useless

Couldn't agree more: hopeless in the centre, spilt an easy mark and gave away a free in the goal square


Yep first 5 goals :(

1 meter f****n Handballs to a stationary target. A 12 year doesn't do that!!!!!

I'm absolutely done with this rabble.

This [censored] just gets served up constantly, I've tipped 10's of thousands of dollars into this club and after this start to the season, they can fvkc right off.

Pea hearts.

It's a training drill for Essendon.

Zarahkis and Heppell are allowed to stroll around unchecked.

This might be 100 plus at half time.

Heppell is the pick of their up and comers. 250 - 300 game player.


From where I'm sitting playing far far better with ball 'in hand' but defense zoning is horrific.

And very early call but Terlich doesn't look like an AFL player to me.

 

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