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New Year's resolution for Demonland posters

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I as a Demonland poster will......

try not to mention any of the following in my posts because they will have no relevance whatsoever in 2013

Cale Morton

Lucas Cook

Jordan Gysberts

Swans Culture

186

Barry Prendergast

Craig Cameron

Junction Oval

Please feel free to add

 

To move on from the hate we have for other Demons developed over the last two decades; from Ridley to Gutnick to Mann to Schwab to Szondy to Gardner to The Next Scapegoat ©.

 

People to stop bit$hing about other peoples opinions on DL

To forget that Dawes previously played for Collingwood and to only see him as a demon.


 

Bananas! :o

You can rest assured that almost every suggestion mentioned in this thread WILL be mentioned at some time during 2013.


Hey, c'mon. Be reasonable. What if there is another GBC?

Just being cheeky! The 'No BS No TS' thread just wouldn't be the same without bananas!

Telling people who don't agree with our opinions that we 'need to support another club.'

Picking up small mistakes in grammar, spelling, capitalization etc. whilst ignoring the bulk of what the post is saying.

Immediately dismissing a post as 'a waste of time' (though some posts are a waste of time)

F***ing Moneyball references.

History

yes, as is everything to do with the club since 1858.

All history & all relevent.


History

Those who ignore their history will be consigned to repeat it.

Cook, Prendergast, 186, Morton et al should be brought up whenever posters feel the need.

Lest. We. Forget.

People to stop bit$hing about other peoples opinions on DL

Does that mean we have 46 days of still calling you a gumby ?

I resolve to ensure that the first song that my newborn son (after 4 daughters) will hear will be the Melbourne Club song and that I will make it mandatory that he watches every game with me in the new season.


I resolve to ensure that the first song that my newborn son (after 4 daughters) will hear will be the Melbourne Club song and that I will make it mandatory that he watches every game with me in the new season.

that is acceptable brainwashing.

I resolve to ensure that the first song that my newborn son (after 4 daughters) will hear will be the Melbourne Club song and that I will make it mandatory that he watches every game with me in the new season.

..how good are you at dealing with night terrors?

I resolve to ensure that the first song that my newborn son (after 4 daughters) will hear will be the Melbourne Club song and that I will make it mandatory that he watches every game with me in the new season.

Catholic FdD?

 

that is acceptable brainwashing.

You bet just hope it takes!

I resolve to ensure that the first song that my newborn son (after 4 daughters) will hear will be the Melbourne Club song and that I will make it mandatory that he watches every game with me in the new season.

My young bloke has just turned 3 years old. While he can't sing the club song yet, when I do ask him which footy team he barracks for he'll scream "Demons!"

And that's a pass in my book.


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