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Player Nicknames

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an update apologies if I have missed suggestions:

1 - Jesse Hogan* Hulk

2 - Nathan Jones Indiana

3 -

4 - Jack Watts Chockie

5 - Jimmy Toumpas

6 - Chris Dawes MOJO/swinging

7 - Jack Viney The brick/chuck

8 - James Frawley Chippa

9 - Jack Trengove Trenners ( Sparrow? as in Captain Jack)

10 - Shannon Byrnes monty

11 - Mitch Clark "the lizard king" (I will call him Sir)

12 - Colin Sylvia Hank

13 - Jordie McKenzie Macca

14 - Lynden Dunn The brush

15 - David Rodan

16 -

17 - Sam Blease

18 -

19 - James Strauss Johann

20 - Colin Garland Judy

21 - Cam Pedersen Priest

22 - James Magner Mitsubuishi

23 - Josh Tynan

24 -

25 - Tom McDonald Drive through

26 - Daniel Nicholson

27 - Tom Gillies

28 - Joel Macdonald

29 -

30 - James Sellar Vintec

31 - Jack Grimes Good Times

32 - Michael Evans

33 - Dominic Barry Nong/Shocker /Con

34 - Dean Kent Superman

35 - Luke Tapscott Bull

36 - Aaron Davey Flash

37 - Max Gawn 60 seconds/ the minute man

38 - Jeremy Howe

39 - Neville Jetta

40 - Mark Jamar Russian

41 - Troy Davis

42 - Jake Spencer Pencil

43 - Rory Taggert Ranger

44 - Rohan Bail

45 - Matt Jones

46 - Dean Terlich

47 - Tom Couch Potato

48 - Jack Fitzpatrick

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10 - Shannon Byrnes - Monty

30 - James Sellar - Vintec

34 - Dean Kent - Superman

 

I hate nicknames. I don't understand opposition teams forums.

So Stingrays is your real name?

And for the poster who opined that 'Captain Blood' was the best nickname ever - and it is a beauty - I prefer 'the galloping gasometer'. Probably meaningless to anyone who (a) doesn't remember Mick Nolan (B) doesn't know what a gasometer was and © doesn't remember the Arden Street Oval. But those who do will possibly agree that all those things combined seamlessly into the descriptive nickname which I seem to recall was invented by Lou Richards.

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Tom McDonald - Drive Thru

Max Gawn - The Minute Man


an update apologies if I have missed suggestions:

1 - Jesse Hogan* Hulk

2 - Nathan Jones Indiana

3 -

4 - Jack Watts Chockie

5 - Jimmy Toumpas

6 - Chris Dawes MOJO/swinging

7 - Jack Viney The brick/chuck

8 - James Frawley Chippa

9 - Jack Trengove Trenners ( Sparrow? as in Captain Jack)

10 - Shannon Byrnes monty

11 - Mitch Clark "the lizard king" (I will call him Sir)

12 - Colin Sylvia Hank

13 - Jordie McKenzie Macca

14 - Lynden Dunn The brush

15 - David Rodan

16 -

17 - Sam Blease

18 -

19 - James Strauss Johann

20 - Colin Garland Judy

21 - Cam Pedersen Priest

22 - James Magner Mitsubuishi

23 - Josh Tynan

24 -

25 - Tom McDonald Drive through

26 - Daniel Nicholson

27 - Tom Gillies

28 - Joel Macdonald

29 -

30 - James Sellar Vintec

31 - Jack Grimes Good Times

32 - Michael Evans

33 - Dominic Barry Nong/Shocker /Con

34 - Dean Kent Superman

35 - Luke Tapscott Bull

36 - Aaron Davey Flash

37 - Max Gawn 60 seconds/ the minute man

38 - Jeremy Howe

39 - Neville Jetta

40 - Mark Jamar Russian

41 - Troy Davis

42 - Jake Spencer Pencil

43 - Rory Taggert Ranger

44 - Rohan Bail

45 - Matt Jones

46 - Dean Terlich

47 - Tom Couch Potato

48 - Jack Fitzpatrick

I dont get some of these but here is the updated list.

what about "the Thinker" for rodan, after rodin's famous statue.

 

So Stingrays is your real name?

And for the poster who opined that 'Captain Blood' was the best nickname ever - and it is a beauty - I prefer 'the galloping gasometer'. Probably meaningless to anyone who (a) doesn't remember Mick Nolan ( B) doesn't know what a gasometer was and © doesn't remember the Arden Street Oval. But those who do will possibly agree that all those things combined seamlessly into the descriptive nickname which I seem to recall was invented by Lou Richards.

Stingrays is not my real name, but it is not a nickname, it is a nom de plume. Totally different.


Jimmy "Thumper" Toumpas.

FTW.

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Jordie "Frenzy" Mckenzie!

Anyone have any ideas for a nickname for Cam Pederson? Because I don't think "Pedo" is going to work out.

Yeah its a pretty unfortunate name. I've heard others refer to him as "pedders" which i think is far better.


Yeah its a pretty unfortunate name. I've heard others refer to him as "pedders" which i think is far better.

Arsene Wenger

Maxy Gawn = Mad Max

Tom McDonald = Big Mac.

Jimmy Toumpas =TooooooomPaaass Just like oooooze

Is it just me, or is anyone else disappointed we won't have any Wines behind the Sellar Dawes?

That said, I'm absolutely rapt with Thumper instead...

Nathan Jones = His team mates call him Chunk

Maxy Gawn = Mad Max

Tom McDonald = Big Mac.

Jimmy Toumpas =TooooooomPaaass Just like oooooze

Yep Cant wait to yell TOOOOOOMPASSSSS


Viney doesn't have a nickname.

Nicknames have Viney.

A tough one to find for Jack

I thought D2 (r2d2) Dee2 as Todd is 1, his son 2nd.

Little, indestructable , unstoppable, keeps going.

Then again R2 (artoo)

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Michael Evans nickname is 'Pickles', but I think he should be called Greg. Who is apparently a Dees fan. So there you go.

Thats a Perfect Match.

Some of you have been around the change rooms surely.

We must have someone we can name. The Horse or Python. or the other extreme Acorn.

Edit :- Unless the nickname Monty is the same for Shannon Byrnes

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Some of you have been around the change rooms surely.

We must have someone we can name. The Horse or Python. or the other extreme Acorn.

Edit :- Unless the nickname Monty is the same for Shannon Byrnes

From all reports Jamar has all the prerequites covered to earn the Horse nickname. I didn't think he had a long face and big ears, but there you go.

Also, while I love the Priest for CP, what about Herbert (or Herbie). If anyone watches Family Guy you will know what I'm getting at. For the non-Family Guy watchers, here's a sample...


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